Farm sex is the best and when you're tired of choking your chicken and you've killed your last bird might as well dress up the farmer's daughter in feather and pluck her away.
I hacked the site today and uploaded this shit for you bitches. I hope that seX marks the spot. Make sure you read my blog for the information on all of todays posts. Arrr Captain Ouch Sparrow Arrrrrr
back when porn was creative as shit. Arr mate ^^
that chick is not clucking
I'm not a chicken plucker I'm a chicken pluckers son, I'm only plucking chickens till the chicken plucker cums
I thought I scene everything !!! I'll have a breast please...
Save some for me
Why is this turning me on ???!!! I'm having an urge to fuck in a chicken coop?
That dude looks like the fellow on Rockford files ???
WTMF"F? Are they having MF" TAR AND FEATHER SEX?
Yeah we pull some crazy shit sometimes!!!
I new a crazy guy down this way got drunk wanted a whore !! But hell we wasn't about to drive into the city drunk as hell at two am in the morning but he kept on I'm horny I'm horny!!! Finally he gives up on going to town and says if we find him a cow pasture he would fuck a cow??? Hell we couldn't pass that up!! Watching this idiot with a five inch dick try to get it in a cow much less catch it so off we go down the road we live here in the country so we didn't have far to drive and we come up on a pasture bingo cow!!! So Dave strips off hops the fence well fell over fence and he takes a hammer with him ?? This fucker must have done this before? And he starts chasing the fucker when all of a sudden it turns on Dave and starts chasing him !!
This ain't no fucking cow ?? Its a fucking bull and its pissed !! Because Dave
Nailed it on the head with his hammer!! Long story short me and Dave rest of us did make it up town Dave getting sewed up in emergency and the rest of us slid around the corner of the hospital and foot us some whore puss!!!
Homemade chickin stuffin.
You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?
Well fuck a duck!
One way to stuff a chicken.
Must be an Ed Wood classic.
Nice breasts on that chicken