MrLongShot Pulls 13 Foot Gator Out Of Beach

I usually like to feature user submitted sexy booty at the top but I got this email too late. Our very own MrLongShot was featured local Houston news after pulling out an alligator out to Jamaica beach. I would have included a pic of him pulling it out but wasn't sure if he wanted to share a pic of himself.

20 Comments
  • mordecai June 25, 2016

    The fucking alligator was dead!

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  • dracos June 25, 2016

    Mr.longshot has a beautiful smile

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  • stenchfart June 25, 2016

    murder log

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  • happyjack June 25, 2016

    You have to excuse my ignorance because I'm from california, but what the fuck is going on here?

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  • nybadguy June 25, 2016

    @happy. Haha yeah. Like wtf is wrong with them there crackers.

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  • nybadguy June 25, 2016

    Wtf is wrong with mr long? I would of ran swam whatever the fuck i had to do to escape that MF.

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  • dracos June 25, 2016

    If I was there, I'd be like... pfffffttt later gator

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  • happyjack June 25, 2016

    @Nybadguy, I really don't get what's going on,was he saving it or killing it or just dragging it around?? lol

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  • mrpoop June 25, 2016

    Turn that fucker into some boots

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  • sirfartsalot June 25, 2016

    Human prove once again they are the most dangerous predators.

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  • nybadguy June 25, 2016

    @happy. I think that crazy MF went into that there water and dun dragged that fuckin monster out. You Country folks are some crazy fucks.

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  • truckingman June 25, 2016

    Did Mr.Longshot get to keep the head as a trophy?

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  • sbohica June 26, 2016

    #thewicsguy life matters

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  • goodster June 26, 2016

    Well @MRLONGSHOT...How bout clearing use up this issue. Isn't it ironic that the guy's wearing 'CROCS' to kick the crock!!????

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  • soulconsumer June 26, 2016

    He pulled his "crock" out too late.

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  • mrlongshot June 26, 2016

    Playing in the water with the kids. Saw something coming in. Pulled kids out of the water and kept watching it. Had to investigate to see if it was actually what I was seeing. Went out and it was dead so I pulled it in. Didn't keep any of it, against Texas law without a permit. Parks and Wildlife hauled it away. Just something you don't ever see on a beach in the U.S. No crazy gator wrestling story, sorry.

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  • aquahollic June 26, 2016

    @mrlongshot dude... make some shit up about this... start it out with it was a long day of drinking at the beach and go from there

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  • mrlongshot June 27, 2016

    There was plenty of alcohol involved but I'm not much for stretching the truth.

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  • aquahollic June 27, 2016

    @mrlongshot we got negged for talking about drinking and exaggerating... cause no one does that on this site... (eyeroll)

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  • mrlongshot June 27, 2016

    Really don't care.

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