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MrLongShot Pulls 13 Foot Gator Out Of Beach
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posted by Dave G. on 6/25/2016

MrLongShot Pulls 13 Foot Gator Out Of Beach

I usually like to feature user submitted sexy booty at the top but I got this email too late. Our very own MrLongShot was featured local Houston news after pulling out an alligator out to Jamaica beach. I would have included a pic of him pulling it out but wasn't sure if he wanted to share a pic of himself.
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mordecai
The fucking alligator was dead!
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 6:07 PM

dracos
Mr.longshot has a beautiful smile
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 6:19 PM

stenchfart
murder log
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 6:25 PM

happyjack
You have to excuse my ignorance because I’m from california, but what the fuck is going on here?
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 6:44 PM

nybadguy
@happy. Haha yeah. Like wtf is wrong with them there crackers.
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 7:01 PM

nybadguy
Wtf is wrong with mr long? I would of ran swam whatever the fuck i had to do to escape that MF.
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 7:05 PM

dracos
If I was there, I’d be like... pfffffttt later gator
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 7:16 PM

happyjack
@Nybadguy, I really don’t get what’s going on,was he saving it or killing it or just dragging it around?? lol
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 8:15 PM

mrpoop
Turn that fucker into some boots
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 8:22 PM

sirfartsalot
Human prove once again they are the most dangerous predators.
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 8:34 PM

nybadguy
@happy. I think that crazy MF went into that there water and dun dragged that fuckin monster out. You Country folks are some crazy fucks.
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 8:47 PM

truckingman
Did Mr.Longshot get to keep the head as a trophy?
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 9:15 PM

sbohica
#thewicsguy life matters
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posted on: 06-25-16 @ 11:53 PM

goodster
Well @MRLONGSHOT...How bout clearing use up this issue. Isn’t it ironic that the guy’s wearing ’CROCS’ to kick the crock!!????
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posted on: 06-26-16 @ 12:39 AM

soulconsumer
He pulled his "crock" out too late.
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posted on: 06-26-16 @ 2:00 AM

mrlongshot
Playing in the water with the kids. Saw something coming in. Pulled kids out of the water and kept watching it. Had to investigate to see if it was actually what I was seeing. Went out and it was dead so I pulled it in. Didn't keep any of it, against Texas law without a permit. Parks and Wildlife hauled it away. Just something you don't ever see on a beach in the U.S. No crazy gator wrestling story, sorry.
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posted on: 06-26-16 @ 4:36 PM

aquahollic
@mrlongshot dude... make some shit up about this... start it out with it was a long day of drinking at the beach and go from there
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posted on: 06-26-16 @ 8:53 PM

mrlongshot
There was plenty of alcohol involved but I'm not much for stretching the truth.
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posted on: 06-26-16 @ 11:40 PM

aquahollic
@mrlongshot we got negged for talking about drinking and exaggerating... cause no one does that on this site... (eyeroll)
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 2:18 AM

mrlongshot
Really don't care.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 4:04 PM

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