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posted by Dave G. on 6/27/2016

Mother Nature Is A Dick

Its like mother nature is trying to tell us to go eat a dick when now mutant oranges and grapefruits look like a dick and pair of balls. Well fuck you Miss Nature, its your fault for making bacon so tasty.
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Nature Sucks


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
picklehiesner
Suck my navel
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 3:11 PM

darksider803
Sad fruit has A lump AWE!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 3:24 PM

sirfartsalot
I’m sure one of you is drooling as you ponder putting it your ass.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 3:38 PM

sbohica
Where's the duct tape?
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 4:07 PM

yeayeayea
This is what happens when pooreal shit is used as fertilizer.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 4:15 PM

fluffy_hamster
@yeayeayea A small dick with a large nutsack with no content.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 5:04 PM

yeayeayea
@fluffy Add to it zero nutritional value.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 5:17 PM

potrostation
Donald Trump’s dick.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 6:21 PM

mordecai
I don’t want the juice of this thing!
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 6:42 PM

whobe
I was once told if you ever see how orange juice is made you would never drink it.
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 7:28 PM

fatlarry
Is there anything that doesn’t have a bigger Dick that I do
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 8:08 PM

corruptedsob
Keep'em In The Kitchen Fruit 20.16
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 8:23 PM

dracos
world’s first self juicing orange
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 9:51 PM

big_daddy305
Orange you glad you had an apple today?
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posted on: 06-27-16 @ 10:34 PM

insanemonkey
the wifey said that orange was juicy asf
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posted on: 06-28-16 @ 3:11 AM

mykejp
Now I'm earwormed with The Lemon Song by Led Zeppelin.
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posted on: 06-28-16 @ 4:03 PM

boney1
What rest room does this fucker use?
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posted on: 06-28-16 @ 4:06 PM

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