Mother Nature Is A Dick

Its like mother nature is trying to tell us to go eat a dick when now mutant oranges and grapefruits look like a dick and pair of balls. Well fuck you Miss Nature, its your fault for making bacon so tasty.

17 Comments
  • picklehiesner June 27, 2016

    Suck my navel

    +6
  • darksider803 June 27, 2016

    Sad fruit has A lump AWE!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • sirfartsalot June 27, 2016

    I'm sure one of you is drooling as you ponder putting it your ass.

    +2
  • sbohica June 27, 2016

    Where's the duct tape?

    +0
  • yeayeayea June 27, 2016

    This is what happens when pooreal shit is used as fertilizer.

    +0
  • fluffy_hamster June 27, 2016

    @yeayeayea

    A small dick with a large nutsack with no content.

    +0
  • yeayeayea June 27, 2016

    @fluffy Add to it zero nutritional value.

    +0
  • potrostation June 27, 2016

    Donald Trump's dick.

    +4
  • mordecai June 27, 2016

    I don't want the juice of this thing!

    -1
  • whobe June 27, 2016

    I was once told if you ever see how orange juice is made you would never drink it.

    +1
  • fatlarry June 27, 2016

    Is there anything that doesn't have a bigger Dick that I do

    +1
  • corruptedsob June 27, 2016

    Keep'em In The Kitchen Fruit 20.16

    +2
  • dracos June 27, 2016

    world's first self juicing orange

    +1
  • big_daddy305 June 27, 2016

    Orange you glad you had an apple today?

    +2
  • insanemonkey June 28, 2016

    the wifey said that orange was juicy asf

    +1
  • mykejp June 28, 2016

    Now I'm earwormed with The Lemon Song by Led Zeppelin.

    +0
  • boney1 June 28, 2016

    What rest room does this fucker use?

    +0
 
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