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posted by Dave G. on 6/30/2016

You Can Have My Phone

Smarter than your average hipster. Most hippies with an IPhone won't give those things up even at gunpoint. I guess this guy was going to upgrade soon anyway.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
phoneless and alive
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 2:46 PM

yeayeayea
Damn, those mopeds are not killing its asshole riders fast enough!
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 2:54 PM

toesrus
Didn’t put up much of a fight, must have been his ex wife on the phone.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 2:54 PM

cyberbu11y
Lol.. Looked like the guy said "thank you" when he handed it to him
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 3:05 PM

insanemonkey
dumb ass thieves, his backpack was full of cash.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 3:25 PM

breakfastblunt
That was nice of the guy to put him on the "Do not call list."
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 4:15 PM

fistermister
Here, the calls for you.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 4:24 PM

martinuk
he prob would shot that geek for that phone to the sad cunt he even cocked the gun
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 4:41 PM

whobe
While your at it would you please pay the phone bill.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 5:39 PM

sirfartsalot
See now if phone guy had a gun as well this would have ended better.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 5:47 PM

mordecai
Should’ve said no, would’ve been a more entertaining video, for once the cameraman was steady and the quality and light are not shit.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 6:21 PM

truckingman
He made the Correct MF" DISSION. A PHONE, "NO MOTHER FUCKING HOW SMART," IS NOT WORTH YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 7:38 PM

sleeko
Brazil... WTF?
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 7:47 PM

cyberbu11y
Sorry didn't meant to neg u guys. I'm still tryin to figure out this new phone I got. It was free
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 8:07 PM

stenchfart
thats why my phone is a piece of shit
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 8:09 PM

prodeath
The olympics should be interesting...
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 8:31 PM

brentos
Dat moment when he thought I have invested in a .45 instead of an Iphone 5
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 8:35 PM

twofords
Hes extremely lucky, many of those asshats would shoot you dead just for a chance that you have valuables in your backpack. What a shithole place to live, life is meaningless to them.
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 8:35 PM

nybadguy
Can you hear me now?
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 11:09 PM

mrpoop
Smart kid
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posted on: 06-30-16 @ 11:17 PM

mykejp
Here, you can deal with these fucking annoying telemarketers.
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posted on: 07-01-16 @ 2:07 AM

happyjack
No comment
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posted on: 07-01-16 @ 11:04 AM

felterupgood
Staged... how would the guy know he wanted the phone. I car remember when crooks wanted your wallet.
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posted on: 07-01-16 @ 2:30 PM

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