Who Says Cosplay Isn't For Everyone

That old stereotype of cosplay being for cute Japanese and rich white girls has been debunked. You can be an ordinary fat guy and do cosplay jutice. Just look at Captain Spaulding at your local corner store. Looks like he's put on some weight since the Devil's Rejects.

21 Comments
  • vaticanvomit June 30, 2016

    Fucking juggalos. They need to be gathered and put in the showers in Germany

    +7
  • cyberbu11y June 30, 2016

    ^Lol

    +2
  • yeayeayea June 30, 2016

    Looks like they were out of clown supplies.

    +4
  • fistermister June 30, 2016

    2043 Nobel peace prize of physiology. Never judge a book by its cover.

    +3
  • breakfastblunt June 30, 2016

    Same dude jerkin off with the vacuum?

    +1
  • scherbatsky June 30, 2016

    John Wayne Gacy needed some cigarettes. Nothing like a smoke after a murder.

    +8
  • sirfartsalot June 30, 2016

    Well shit the bed!

    +4
  • mordecai June 30, 2016

    What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?

    +4
  • potrostation June 30, 2016

    you know his windowless van says "free candy" spray painted on the side.

    +5
  • cthulu June 30, 2016

    Capt Spaulding needs to cut back on the tootie fucking fruity

    +4
  • spinal12 June 30, 2016

    "Howdy folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!"

    "Fuck yo mamma! Fuck yo sister! Fuck yo grandma! But most of all... FUCK YOU!"

    "That retard who hangs out at Molly's fruit stand? For the life of me, I do not understand why you hang out with that asshole."

    "You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!"

    "Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

    "Yeah, cute kid. Ain't my type though. You know, I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em. Ha ha. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'."

    "See I have some top secret official clown business that supersedes any plans you might have for this here automobile."

    "Did I stutter, bitch?"

    Where the hell you goin'? Damn it. Don't you NEVER turn your back on a fuckin' clown when he's talkin' to you!"

    "What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family."

    "If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!"

    "You know? I think I'm gonna get me some tutti fucking frutti."

    +3
  • stenchfart June 30, 2016

    store was outta Faygo

    +3
  • truckingman June 30, 2016

    WTMF"F?

    +3
  • hickory June 30, 2016

    Clowny freaks

    +0
  • ouch June 30, 2016

    @spinal12 I was reading your comment, looking at this picture, drawing a clown face on old Mr Winky's helmet. Then I smashed it with a hammer. Awesome post LMMFAO

    -5
  • nybadguy July 1, 2016

    FWP

    +1
  • picklehiesner July 1, 2016

    What a fuckin bozo

    -1
  • happyjack July 1, 2016

    I don't understand the picture or comments and I'm ok with that.

    +0
  • sbohica July 1, 2016

    ^^^I hear ya...

    -1
  • mykejp July 1, 2016

    @happyjack You need to see the movies "House of 1,000 Corpses" and its follow up, "The Devil's Rejects", to understand it.

    +0
  • bucknuts July 3, 2016

    Fuck that fat fuck......show me Mother FireFly.,.,.,.

    +0
 
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