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posted by Dave G. on 7/7/2016

Bacon Or Sausage?

Bacon or sausage? Personally I prefer bacon and I know some of you here may prefer sausage and that is A-OK with me as long as you keep that sausage to yourself and don't send me any pictures of it. Bon apetit guys.
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ezbuddy
The ultimate fetish includes bacon
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 12:41 PM

sirfartsalot
Good way to burn your sausage!
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 1:03 PM

yeayeayea
Meanwhile, behind the counter at denny´s...
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 1:16 PM

mordecai
Look at this guy, his cock is not tiny, but it’s not big either. Surely he’d benefit from trimming that hairy jungle, his cock would actually look bigger. Would you eat a hairy messy pussy? I don’t think so, well neither would they eat a hairy cock....who likes pubes stuck down the throat besides a couple of CS weirdos?? Having said that, do you favot American or Canadian bacon? I’m all in for American!
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 1:39 PM

longhungwong
I’m a caveman and I don’t give a shit what hipster fucks think. If you won’t stick your tongue in a hairy muff on busty milf babe then you’re a beta male pussy who’s probably a progressive social justice warrior who probably anti-gun and cry about meat eaters. amiright mordecai?
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 1:51 PM

longhungwong
Fuck dude you keep coming with some ultra leftwing shit that just drives me nuts. Do you find parties women throw to reveal babies gender offensive too?
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 1:53 PM

mordecai
@longhungwong you’re just against anything I say, am I right lhw?
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 1:53 PM

longhungwong
No man.. even before you came here.. Everone knows I hate vegans, feminists, social justice warriors, and hipsters, gun control nuts. and all sorts of fucking hippies
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 2:01 PM

sleeko
This is why I prefer microwave bacon.
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 2:30 PM

failure101
Needs more bacon. Less dick
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 2:42 PM

toreal
I bet that's Sbohica.
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 3:45 PM

bucknuts
That put me RIGHT OFF my bacon crave.,.,.,.
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 3:54 PM

corruptedsob
Where's the milk and eggs ?
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 5:22 PM

ouch
@longhungwong Then you might be in the wrong job ya Meat eating misogynist colt 45 carrying Much’O" man fag LMAO
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 5:31 PM

spinal12
Dave what brand bacon do you purchase.
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 5:42 PM

truckingman
If this guy was cooking it, I would not have either the MF" SAUSAGE OR THE BACON......
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 5:52 PM

picklehiesner
@truckingman I’m with you Robbie
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 6:18 PM

potrostation
Suddenly, not hungry.
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 6:22 PM

longhungwong
oscar meyer all he way @ spinal
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 6:53 PM

longhungwong
fuck you 2 beta cucks negging and ouch don’t own a gun adn what does my job have to do with it.. seriously can’t stand some nutjobs man
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 7:23 PM

maddog123
I eat at Denny’s not Dicky’s!!!
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 8:14 PM

nybadguy
If that MF oil pops it might hurt a little dick. I mean bit.
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 9:19 PM

mrpoop
No eggs?
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 10:55 PM

cyberbu11y
@toreal that stove was designed for a tall guy with a short penis
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posted on: 07-07-16 @ 11:19 PM

maddog123
Back in the eighty’s I ran around with a dude that was a few marbles shorter than me?? His name was David and he lived in the hollow?? That’s a place wayyyyy back in the fucking woods!! No cable hell satalite couldn’t pick up anything!!! Anyway he was so ass backwards when I went and got him and bring him to the house to party?? He would always take a shower!! Because he didn’t have running water!! Soooo Dave would take his shower and every fucking time he would, and I had soap shampoo! He would take those cake things that you hang in your toilets and he would lather his self and wash his hair in it!!!??? He would come out of the shower smelling like the tidy bowl man!!! Anyway one day Dave used the wrong shit to put on his junk to make it smell better after one of his fucked up showers!! He used a half of a can of her Highly flammable hair spray on his dick and came into the living room naked! While I had some friends over picking up something?? And had a pipe in his mouth smoking it!!being a dick and asking the girls to smell his dick!?!? It was either bad karma or bad timeing or both?? But a seed piped in the pipe and sent a shower of lit tobacco down on to his dick and it blower into flames!!! Dave’s a big dude!! And I was the only dude there to try and fight him and fight those flames that was consuming his junk!!! That’s why anytime I see a post of some dudes junk near a hot spot I get flash backs of Dave’s burning dick!! That and it cost me 25000$ doctor bill !! My house my ole lady’s spray and my dumb ass for being friends with less marbles than me!! The fucking end!!!
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posted on: 07-08-16 @ 12:28 AM

maddog123
And I’m really fucked up!!!
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posted on: 07-08-16 @ 12:51 AM

dracos
I HOPE its not IHOP
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posted on: 07-08-16 @ 12:59 AM

misfit_88
Get a fucking hair cut you hippy bastard. and maybe some plastic surgery on that fucked up looking nose that is sniffing that bacon cooking.
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posted on: 07-08-16 @ 8:37 AM

pizzapie
Bacon sauteed in piss
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posted on: 07-08-16 @ 10:38 PM

felterupgood
If anyone sees me doing this I hope they remind me to take my medication.
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posted on: 07-09-16 @ 12:53 PM

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