Flat Broke & Dead Mexican

I thought I had it bad but can't get any worse than being a flat broke and dead Mexican. No more tequila for Juan since now he's just a a blood stain on the road with his guts splattered all over the place. I'm sure an open casket funeral is out of the question. Who's responsible for this somebody spill the beans!

15 Comments
  • azzholee July 10, 2016

    Dave.G? i really hope it's dave.g

    -2
  • longhungwong July 10, 2016

    Nope still here azzhole maybe soon though.

    +1
  • corruptedsob July 10, 2016

    He's a road pinata

    +3
  • vulture July 10, 2016

    local council quick to act putting VN (very nasty) on the road

    +1
  • crazyvet July 10, 2016

    If he was an organ donor, a toe or two is about all that can be reused.

    +2
  • dracos July 10, 2016

    that was some hot chile there.

    +1
  • nybadguy July 10, 2016

    All guts and no glory

    +0
  • failure101 July 10, 2016

    Steal that mofo's shoes...

    +0
  • goodster July 10, 2016

    Dave,,Did ya really have to tell us that he was flat broke? I mean aren't they all usually broke and hard up for money? They're just not all DEAD like this lazy fucker!

    +1
  • truckingman July 10, 2016

    The victim is just another entree at the MF" 'Road Kill Café..."

    +1
  • fatlarry July 10, 2016

    He has given a whole new meaning to skid mark

    +0
  • maddog123 July 10, 2016

    Knarly man!!!

    +1
  • mordecai July 10, 2016

    @longhungwong Quick, get the wallet! You could use the money to spread ignorance and denial in racial matters!

    -2
  • longhungwong July 10, 2016

    @mordecai #triggered

    +3
  • blartfart July 11, 2016

    Typical Interstate 5 result. Now he can't sue.

    +1
 
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