Chinese men arguing over rice and the meaning of life end up setting each other on fire and burning alive. Confucius said man who drop watch in toilet is bound to have shitty time
it bulns! it bulns!
Smells like kung fu duck.
Heartburn is a bitch.
Sorry, Healtbuln is bitch long time!!
Burn mother fucker, burn
America still holds the record for Asians burned in a 2 minute period
Szechuan chicken will taste a little funny tonight
So that's a billion minus two...leaves how many?
BOING CHOW DING FU WAAA!!!!
Any closer to that car and they're going to have a fried ricer.
why can't niggers do this to each other oh wait you couldn't tell if they are burnt
SAB Spontaneous Asian Combustion.
SAC fuck it! Sometimes I feel like doing the same thing.
SWC Spontaneous Whobe Combustion.
Maybe I better pass on that my sheet would be black.
Extreme Pokémon Go throw a red ball at them
The stupid...it burns!
Are they using MF" NAPALM-B?
You want Street fry rice
I read about this it was in the Chinese times!! What happen was dude on left asked dude on right for a light for his ciggerette? So dude gave dude a light? And when he did both dudes farted at the same time causing an explosion!!! And as you can clearly see as dude on left took off running he almost put his self out but the dumb motherfucker let out even a bigger fart and he blew the fuck up!!! Both dudes were reported to be dead as shit!!!
Talk about fire works lol.
Fry rice. Those Asians are mental.