Guy named Danny Cummings slides right out of the water slide and takes a long fall to a rocky surface can't remember if he died or not
He does not agree with the "fun" part anymore.
should have farted just before the bend to slow down
They need to put up a barbwire fence or something along that line to keep these fuckers from getting out.
You dumbass he didn't die he broke a arm and some ribs he's gonna be fine fail on your behave
So long, jack ass
^ I said I don't remember if he died or not do you even literature bro?
2016 summer olympics
ITS LIKE A GIANT INTESTINE , MINUS THE COLOSTOMY BAG
...he wasn't even going that fast..lame
He gets that much air going that slow? I call Bullshit!
Nothing a little weed can't cure. *takes a toke* for us that is, he's fucked.
you're doing it WRONG!
The water park needs to build a MF" HIGHER ADDITION TO THAT MF" BEND AND OTHER LIKE IT ON THAT MF" SLIDE BEFORE THE MF" LAWSUIT FLOOD GATES MF" BURST, AND THE MANIEGENT HAS TO MF" DESTORY THE MF" SLIDE!!!
I have had my little incidents involving fucking water
And being drunk drunk! I remember I had the shits real fucking bad!!! It was a two case night and I ate two dozen boiled eggs and a huge bowl of chili!! Anyway the power hit me I ran to the bathroom the shit was on the verge of exploding out of my ass!!! And as I ploped down on the toilet I forget to set the goddam seat down and I landed into the bottom of the toilet!!! And busted the fucker!!!! Shit and water went every where!! Soooo fuck water!!
my neck is still jacked up from my vacation at Kalahari resort. I got real drunk and hit the water slide a few times from what i was told.
@nybadguy I do not! Do not!!! Go on vacation unless I'm hand cuffed to a four hundred pound baby sitter!! Because when I do I really get stupid! I no I no its hard to believe? But its true! Me and the club went down to Daytona to this biker thing they have,used to be once a year then twice a year? Now you can go any time and the place is swamped with us dirty dope smoking booze drinking biker bastards!!! Anyway we go down and I'm fucking drunk out of my head tore up!! And by what I was told we wanted ocean front rooms but they didn't have any
Vacant! Our fucking bad we fucking knew we should have reserved some rooms!! So I'm told I got pissed imagene that me getting mad? So I said spoon? Go get me a fucking portable genarator!? Extension cords and bring them back here to the beach!! Soooo while spoon gone to do that me and randy big tee rest says what the fuck dog? If we can't have rooms facing the fucking beach!! Then by god we are going to bring our rooms to the beach!!! So we took out the couches chairs TVs even the fucking fridge and the fucking air conditioning!!! Long story short I'm the only dumbass that stays there till morning sleeping on that beach with all that hotel furniture ac blowing on me I'm naked my dick is hard and a army of cops are standing there laughing there asses off said this shit was a first!!! I went to jail cost me thousand dollars fine ! And I had to buy all new appliances furniture for that hotel room!! So no I don't go no fucking where not right now anyway my balls itch? Yeah boy!
Well? Did he dieded or notted?