Attention whore cut off his finger for the hell of it and now he's keeping it in a jar as a trophy If you ask me it is well deserved hopefully he cuts off his penis next and doesn't have any offspring
Cut off his fucking head.
Insane, that is what you are asshole.
You can't fix stupid!
Things preserved in jars are pretty cool.
Wee Wee Wee all the way home
Actually, a LOT of penises have ended up in jars.
he should do his balls like that
Now when he jacks-off, his dick looks a little bit bigger.
I'd need. more jars.
Get your jar so we can high five
Should I ask MF" WHY HIS CUT OFF HIS MF" PINKY AND WITH MF" WHAT CUTTING INSTRUMENT?
Is that a "Cheese Cut" tattoo on the palm of his hand?
@picklehiesner You mean high 4
I did the same thing with me toenails........
When I was thirteen I broke my jackoff arm!! Left arm!
That was a fucking bitch! I tried god knows I tried to whack my meat with my right hand but when I did I would fall over on my right?or my hand would slip off my junk and I would CLOBER my nuts!! And I tried to jack off laying on the bed on my right side but when I started getting up a good jacking rhythm I would start my whole body would start spinning in circles!! And it would make me dizzy and I would throw up! Me throw up not my dick!!
Anyway I went over to my aunt jewels house for the weekend to stay with her and my cousins so I got there and aunt jewel says Marvin and Glenn will be in this evening there still up on the river with my uncle Fred fishing?? And she says I'm going to have to do some shopping and I have a friend that I've got to go visit with I will be back shortly?? My cousins had a great collection of fuck books! So I went to work looking at all the pussy!!! And damn I was ready to jack? I shouldn't have looked at those fucking books!! Now I'm horny and my jackoff arm is broke but wait a second my aunt jewel has a chicken in the fridge I will pop it in the sink hot water and it just might work? So in the water it went and in went my dick when it was thawed!! Man what a relief first good cumm in weeks I filled that chickens ass up!! Yeah boy! But as I pulled out and got my junk back in my pants aunt jewel walks in the door and says oh maddog you set out the chicken I had forget to do it how did you no and you rinsed it to your a good kid???
That night we had mashed taters green beans carrots rolls and chicken baked??? Me I just had taters green beans I caught hell from my aunt jewel said this chicken was the tastiest moistest chicken she ever ate my cousins those fuckers gobbled it up fuck maddog more meat for us?? In a way I still feel guilty that my aunt and my uncle fuck my cousins ate my semen chicken! Also why the fuck am I telling you mother fuckers about it I must be fucking stoned as fuck!!!! Yeah boy!!!
If any of you disturbed motherfuckers read my shit above
Then you noticed I still call myself maddog not my name!
The reason for that is one day I might run for president one day and I don't won't the suckers / people no that I am a fucking alcoholic drunk dope smoking whore fucking liar cunt sucking sonofabitch goddam chicken fucking motherfucking backstabbing politician!!! I figure once I'm in there I'll do like the rest of those past presidents?? Fuck em!!!
@felterupgood joke went over your head bro ... Read it again and think
Yeah... almost everything on this site is over my head
How dare he do that! That finger is a living thing. All living things deserve a chance at life.