He Didn't Lose His Finger

Attention whore cut off his finger for the hell of it and now he's keeping it in a jar as a trophy If you ask me it is well deserved hopefully he cuts off his penis next and doesn't have any offspring

23 Comments
  • whobe July 21, 2016

    Cut off his fucking head.

    +4
  • yeayeayea July 21, 2016

    Insane, that is what you are asshole.

    +3
  • mrlongshot July 21, 2016

    Mommy issues?

    +3
  • doonut July 21, 2016

    You can't fix stupid!

    +3
  • mrpoop July 21, 2016

    Things preserved in jars are pretty cool.

    +1
  • ezbuddy July 21, 2016

    Wee Wee Wee all the way home

    +4
  • xizang July 21, 2016

    Actually, a LOT of penises have ended up in jars.

    +3
  • stenchfart July 21, 2016

    he should do his balls like that

    +3
  • fistermister July 21, 2016

    Now when he jacks-off, his dick looks a little bit bigger.

    +6
  • sirfartsalot July 21, 2016

    I think he stuck in the recluse's hole.

    +2
  • potrostation July 21, 2016

    I'd need. more jars.

    +2
  • picklehiesner July 21, 2016

    Get your jar so we can high five

    +3
  • truckingman July 21, 2016

    Should I ask MF" WHY HIS CUT OFF HIS MF" PINKY AND WITH MF" WHAT CUTTING INSTRUMENT?

    +0
  • truckingman July 21, 2016

    Is that a "Cheese Cut" tattoo on the palm of his hand?

    +3
  • nybadguy July 21, 2016

    FWP

    +0
  • felterupgood July 21, 2016

    @picklehiesner You mean high 4

    +0
  • bucknuts July 22, 2016

    I did the same thing with me toenails........

    -1
  • maddog123 July 22, 2016

    When I was thirteen I broke my jackoff arm!! Left arm!

    That was a fucking bitch! I tried god knows I tried to whack my meat with my right hand but when I did I would fall over on my right?or my hand would slip off my junk and I would CLOBER my nuts!! And I tried to jack off laying on the bed on my right side but when I started getting up a good jacking rhythm I would start my whole body would start spinning in circles!! And it would make me dizzy and I would throw up! Me throw up not my dick!!

    Anyway I went over to my aunt jewels house for the weekend to stay with her and my cousins so I got there and aunt jewel says Marvin and Glenn will be in this evening there still up on the river with my uncle Fred fishing?? And she says I'm going to have to do some shopping and I have a friend that I've got to go visit with I will be back shortly?? My cousins had a great collection of fuck books! So I went to work looking at all the pussy!!! And damn I was ready to jack? I shouldn't have looked at those fucking books!! Now I'm horny and my jackoff arm is broke but wait a second my aunt jewel has a chicken in the fridge I will pop it in the sink hot water and it just might work? So in the water it went and in went my dick when it was thawed!! Man what a relief first good cumm in weeks I filled that chickens ass up!! Yeah boy! But as I pulled out and got my junk back in my pants aunt jewel walks in the door and says oh maddog you set out the chicken I had forget to do it how did you no and you rinsed it to your a good kid???

    That night we had mashed taters green beans carrots rolls and chicken baked??? Me I just had taters green beans I caught hell from my aunt jewel said this chicken was the tastiest moistest chicken she ever ate my cousins those fuckers gobbled it up fuck maddog more meat for us?? In a way I still feel guilty that my aunt and my uncle fuck my cousins ate my semen chicken! Also why the fuck am I telling you mother fuckers about it I must be fucking stoned as fuck!!!! Yeah boy!!!

    +0
  • maddog123 July 22, 2016

    If any of you disturbed motherfuckers read my shit above

    Then you noticed I still call myself maddog not my name!

    The reason for that is one day I might run for president one day and I don't won't the suckers / people no that I am a fucking alcoholic drunk dope smoking whore fucking liar cunt sucking sonofabitch goddam chicken fucking motherfucking backstabbing politician!!! I figure once I'm in there I'll do like the rest of those past presidents?? Fuck em!!!

    +0
  • maddog123 July 22, 2016

    Yeah boy!!!

    +0
  • picklehiesner July 22, 2016

    @felterupgood joke went over your head bro ... Read it again and think

    +1
  • felterupgood July 22, 2016

    Yeah... almost everything on this site is over my head

    +0
  • wild_card87 July 27, 2016

    How dare he do that! That finger is a living thing. All living things deserve a chance at life.

    +0
 
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