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posted by Jay D. on 7/24/2016

Porn For New Moms

Weird, I didn't think new moms were into porn. I guess I could be wrong.
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Strictly Silly

keywords: porn new moms silly book

Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mykejp
At least it's not the "Newborn Porn " scene in "A Serbian Film".
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 2:57 PM

picklehiesner
Wait what ?
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 3:27 PM

wisebastard
if you have more than one of those mistakes you should get shot
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 3:45 PM

mytinycoc
I’d watch
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 3:59 PM

cyberbu11y
Where's a new mom when ya need one?
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 4:21 PM

potrostation
Don’t you hate mislabeling? It should say : Porn for new pedophiles.
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 4:49 PM

failure101
Every scene is interrupted by a crying little vag monster.
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 5:27 PM

doc_ock
The face of a new mom is a new dad.
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 6:47 PM

nybadguy
Thats creepy
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 6:53 PM

maddog123
This is stupid! Here some more stupid shit!!! I been watching walking dead all day! Smoke weed all day burned out on walking dead! Now I’m fucking stoned got the fucking munches to lazy to cook ole lady told me to get fucked she warned me she wasn’t doing shit today? Lazy bitch! Can’t even get her to make me sammich!!! And all I got ready made for a quick munch is goddam peanut butter and fucking crackers!?!?!? I’m almost desparate enough to call my ole lady’s fat ass sister to come over and cook up some grub?? But goddam she would clean out my freezer and fridge!! And all I really need is a fucking sammich!!!!!
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 8:14 PM

mrpoop
I call BS... women don't watch porn, well at least the ones I've known.
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 9:41 PM

maddog123
My ole lady watches them with me but then she expects me to fuck her longer than two minutes! Oh and says I won’t forplay???? For play? Hell if I got to do all that shit I’m thinking? I just beat my meat!! For play my fucking self!! I no I no if I don’t wise up she leave me? Horse shit! And more horse shit!!! We been together forty years Bitch ain’t about to make sammich for anyone else we both to ugly now for that shit!!!
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posted on: 07-24-16 @ 10:13 PM

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