Is this the look you are really going for? What the fuck man, how do you even shit. Your turds must come out all squishy. No way you can have a normal bowel movement. Can you even sit down?
farts in high pitch only
IT IS NOT A TUMOR- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Might want to get that checked.
Looks like baby hippos under his skin! Hungry hungry hippos not keen on tough, muscley ass!
He must be a serious Kegel Exercise freak!
He literally almost shit his kidneys out
They'd praise his ass in prison.
when he farts all town thinking its thunder
@efka Kewl story bro :)
They have on fatty tissue on their buttock region only MF" TONED GLUTEAL MUSCLES!!!
He can hold his farts all day
I had no idea you could work your love handles.
I bet his balls are bb size.
@ugggggggg, I thought for sure you was gonna say you'd sperm all over them buns of steel.
This is what's going to happen if we vote for anybody in those fucking elections!everybody going to get our asses pushed in and fucking pulled out!!! People? Get ready to drank grape kool aid!
Black market steroids
55 years since he last took a shit?
I can't drive 55
I can hear all the women now...look at the ass on that. Excuse me, but I just threw up a little...oh gawd, theres the rest of it.
this is why the Russians where banned
Yeah his father probably sound like queefs squeezing that hard
Looks like a pair of boxing gloves under his skin.
"He must work out."