Most people have glass aquariums to keep their pet snakes. Not Steve, he keeps his snake in his penis. His penis hole that is. Sure it's weird, but they have a bond like that.
Snake sounding...I'm sure that's not a good idea
what's wrong with those people? ! seriously
We can only hope it is pissed off and poisonous.
Needs an excuse for someone to suck his dick. Only way to get the venom out he'll say. Sad twat. Be a real man and hire a hooker, no shame in it and no danger of a slithering beastie tearing up your urethra. Some dude from my area shoved a tent peg up his and the poor fuckers in the ambulance had to try not to puke as he bled like a pig with it's throat cut! No hookers in Highlander country and the sheep can outrun the locals.
2 snakes, 3 eyes!
North American trouser snake
a worm and a snake lol
Owning a snake is already fucking weird to me. So this...
@ bennyboy19 try shoving one up your anus! lol
He's hiding a turtle up his ass.
WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHITTING BLUE FUCK!!!
@truckingman my exact thoughts,lol
Why's he got to be Steve?! He looks more like a Dave.
Anything to draw the attention away from herpification on the end of his shit stabber
Crazy MF crackers.
which came first? the herpetologist or the herpes?
Are those nasty ass looking sores herpes? Asshat just gave his damn snake herpes so that the damn thing will slither thru the neighborhood and leave herpe remnants for all the neighborhood kids to roll around in, nice going asshat, a great example of douchbaggery, you could be in the guiness book of crappy records.
WTF I'v heard of trouser snake before but this Is taking It way to far...............
Repost ya know
, wow nice cock jewelry where'd you get it
Well this cock ring isn't supposed to come undone
Haven't took a shit today!
That's a pretty serious STD
I remember when I was young and my dick used to crawl up on my belly like a snake!! Made all the girls back then just giggle!! Hell yeah! The fucking man!!! But NOW?? The fucker just layers there like a dead slug some times!! Reminds me of duke that hound dog on Beverly hillbilly's!! And the girls don't giggle no more!! They just look at it sadly and if you listen you can almost hear taps being played while I'm trying to get hard!!!???
I bet ya there's a python up his ass too.
im just commenting because it looks like the snake likes its new home