That is a weird place to keep your snake

Most people have glass aquariums to keep their pet snakes. Not Steve, he keeps his snake in his penis. His penis hole that is. Sure it's weird, but they have a bond like that.

25 Comments
  • mytinycoc July 27, 2016

    Snake sounding...I'm sure that's not a good idea

    +2
  • azzholee July 27, 2016

    what's wrong with those people? ! seriously

    +3
  • whobe July 27, 2016

    We can only hope it is pissed off and poisonous.

    +3
  • mrsdoubtfire July 27, 2016

    Needs an excuse for someone to suck his dick. Only way to get the venom out he'll say. Sad twat. Be a real man and hire a hooker, no shame in it and no danger of a slithering beastie tearing up your urethra. Some dude from my area shoved a tent peg up his and the poor fuckers in the ambulance had to try not to puke as he bled like a pig with it's throat cut! No hookers in Highlander country and the sheep can outrun the locals.

    +2
  • mordecai July 27, 2016

    2 snakes, 3 eyes!

    +4
  • mrpoop July 27, 2016

    North American trouser snake

    +4
  • ugggggggg July 27, 2016

    a worm and a snake lol

    +3
  • bennyboy19 July 27, 2016

    Owning a snake is already fucking weird to me. So this...

    +3
  • ugggggggg July 27, 2016

    @ bennyboy19 try shoving one up your anus! lol

    +1
  • potrostation July 27, 2016

    He's hiding a turtle up his ass.

    +4
  • truckingman July 27, 2016

    WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHITTING BLUE FUCK!!!

    +1
  • hickory July 27, 2016

    @truckingman my exact thoughts,lol

    +3
  • fistermister July 27, 2016

    Why's he got to be Steve?! He looks more like a Dave.

    +2
  • cyberbu11y July 27, 2016

    Anything to draw the attention away from herpification on the end of his shit stabber

    +0
  • nybadguy July 27, 2016

    Crazy MF crackers.

    +1
  • dracos July 27, 2016

    which came first? the herpetologist or the herpes?

    +0
  • twofords July 27, 2016

    Are those nasty ass looking sores herpes? Asshat just gave his damn snake herpes so that the damn thing will slither thru the neighborhood and leave herpe remnants for all the neighborhood kids to roll around in, nice going asshat, a great example of douchbaggery, you could be in the guiness book of crappy records.

    +1
  • darksider803 July 27, 2016

    WTF I'v heard of trouser snake before but this Is taking It way to far...............

    +1
  • vaticanvomit July 27, 2016

    Repost ya know

    -1
  • hatesniggers July 27, 2016

    , wow nice cock jewelry where'd you get it

    Well this cock ring isn't supposed to come undone

    -1
  • maddog123 July 28, 2016

    Haven't took a shit today!

    +1
  • hatesniggers July 28, 2016

    That's a pretty serious STD

    +1
  • maddog123 July 28, 2016

    I remember when I was young and my dick used to crawl up on my belly like a snake!! Made all the girls back then just giggle!! Hell yeah! The fucking man!!! But NOW?? The fucker just layers there like a dead slug some times!! Reminds me of duke that hound dog on Beverly hillbilly's!! And the girls don't giggle no more!! They just look at it sadly and if you listen you can almost hear taps being played while I'm trying to get hard!!!???

    +0
  • blartfart July 28, 2016

    I bet ya there's a python up his ass too.

    +1
  • joedumber July 28, 2016

    im just commenting because it looks like the snake likes its new home

    +1
 
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