Giant dildo delivery this has has got to be one of you guy's wives who's going to own up to it?
Ouchy goes shopping
"DUDE! Your mom's dildo is here..."
Professional dildo installer
And the black one couldn't fit through the door
Is that the Lamp from a Christmas Story ?
"alright Frank you grab the balls I'll take the head." Awkward work day.
I know Hillary's got to be in this picture somewhere ,,, she's probably behind it sizing it up right now
My gift to you miss treehouse! A little something for a friend...!
It's hard to get shoppers attention.
It was my wife and she wants to know if she can get it in a discreet package.
Isn't supposed to be black?
It's mine, I want to be shot out of it to see what a sperm feels like!
I guess I'm weird but I want to meat the woman that can take It to the balls!!! ;)
Is a late shipment for Adam?
My ex-wife's Christmas present to me, to show her true feelings.
Hillary is the only cunt big enough for that
is their job description "Fluffer"?
Ouchy goes shopping
"DUDE! Your mom's dildo is here..."
Professional dildo installer
And the black one couldn't fit through the door
Is that the Lamp from a Christmas Story ?
"alright Frank you grab the balls I'll take the head." Awkward work day.
I know Hillary's got to be in this picture somewhere ,,, she's probably behind it sizing it up right now
My gift to you miss treehouse! A little something for a friend...!
It's hard to get shoppers attention.
It was my wife and she wants to know if she can get it in a discreet package.
Isn't supposed to be black?
It's mine, I want to be shot out of it to see what a sperm feels like!
I guess I'm weird but I want to meat the woman that can take It to the balls!!! ;)
Is a late shipment for Adam?
My ex-wife's Christmas present to me, to show her true feelings.
Hillary is the only cunt big enough for that
is their job description "Fluffer"?