Cyclist Crack

You know your fat when you ride a bike and you can't even keep your bands up and show your ass crack to the rest of the world

19 Comments
  • treehouse21 August 4, 2016

    Does he not feel a draft?

    +3
  • picklehiesner August 4, 2016

    That's so other bikes can park behind him

    +6
  • iluvkitty August 4, 2016

    How do you know this bicyclist has crack in his backpack?

    +2
  • phuket_3ways August 4, 2016

    ALL UNITS .... Be on the look out for some CRACKER on a bike...

    +0
  • failure101 August 4, 2016

    Sniff the seat for a cool grand?

    +0
  • crazyvet August 4, 2016

    He needs to paint his drawers on.

    +0
  • hatesniggers August 4, 2016

    That's so he can slide the bicycle seat in and out of his ass when rides,, I bet speed bumps are his favorite

    +1
  • whobe August 4, 2016

    He better keep his ass on the seat or he's going to get a burned up butt crack.

    +1
  • maddog123 August 4, 2016

    Must be a comedian he's cracking me up!fuck I can't believe I said that! Fuck I'm off to smoke one!

    +2
  • airsporter August 4, 2016

    Got his own Front Wheel Parking Bay.

    +1
  • darksider803 August 4, 2016

    That's rite. Show them dumbass saggers what It truly looks like. You go dude!!!!!!

    +2
  • mordecai August 4, 2016

    if you zoom in enough you couldn't tell the difference between this and Mrs Doubtfire cleavage's close up.

    -1
  • truckingman August 4, 2016

    Does he have a defined buttock region?

    +1
  • bananahammock August 4, 2016

    That bike has a shitty seat anyways.

    +1
  • potrostation August 4, 2016

    Seat shaped skid mark.

    +1
  • sbohica August 4, 2016

    Pretty smart fella. He ate a pot of Pinto beans before departure.

    -1
  • realism August 4, 2016

    To keep tailgating to a minimum...

    +3
  • dracos August 5, 2016

    must get great gas milage like that

    +1
  • dozer67 August 5, 2016

    No bicycle repairman can fix that crack..

    +1
 
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