You know your fat when you ride a bike and you can't even keep your bands up and show your ass crack to the rest of the world
Does he not feel a draft?
That's so other bikes can park behind him
How do you know this bicyclist has crack in his backpack?
ALL UNITS .... Be on the look out for some CRACKER on a bike...
Sniff the seat for a cool grand?
He needs to paint his drawers on.
That's so he can slide the bicycle seat in and out of his ass when rides,, I bet speed bumps are his favorite
He better keep his ass on the seat or he's going to get a burned up butt crack.
Must be a comedian he's cracking me up!fuck I can't believe I said that! Fuck I'm off to smoke one!
Got his own Front Wheel Parking Bay.
That's rite. Show them dumbass saggers what It truly looks like. You go dude!!!!!!
if you zoom in enough you couldn't tell the difference between this and Mrs Doubtfire cleavage's close up.
Does he have a defined buttock region?
That bike has a shitty seat anyways.
Seat shaped skid mark.
Pretty smart fella. He ate a pot of Pinto beans before departure.
To keep tailgating to a minimum...
must get great gas milage like that
No bicycle repairman can fix that crack..