Redneck decided to propose marriage to his girlfriend by giving her a wedding ring and a bovine heart how romantic is that?
how big hearted of him
He must love a cow.
Problems of Scale.....
Thats either a very small ring... or an ovine not bovine Heart.
a diamond is forever, and so are the payments
So that's worth about WHAT at the pawn shop?
I thought it was her heart after she rejected him...
Deer heart stew, fucking amazing
Guys are still paying dowries with a cow?
________??? Dave, I have never heard of this type of proposal.
My first proposal was to a girl years back we had candle light diner champain. I spelled it that way because that bottle cost me 20$ back then that was a big bag of weed and case beer plus enough left over for Krystal chili burgers!! And so at the end of the evening I yelled for snickers??? That was the girls pet poodle? And I said ah rub his belly? And as she did snickers rolls over and as he rolls on his back she starts screaming right as I say will you marry me??? I no I was high and not thinking I was smoked up doing shrooms! And what she was screaming about was I took the ring and sloped it on that stupid fuckers dick??? I thought it would be cute romantic and crazy me expressing my self? But all I did was get a fucking poodle hard? Slip a ring on its dick?? And the stupid fucking poodles dick swelled up and its circulation cut off and the little fuckers junk was bigger than mine!!!! Fuck! Needless to say we didn't get married! And I had to pay a vet to clip off some poodle peter to get that damn ring off and the bitch kept ring sold it! And I had to pay restitution for damaging the poodles pecker!! Five hundred dollars! It was some kind of breeder dog? Go figure...
@maddog123 ...save your typing nobody reading it.
@blartfart I no I don't care it helps get things off my mind!! If I can't flush it here I might climb a clock tower and go coo coo on somebody's ass!!!! Yeah boy!!!
@maddog123 ...Great response maddog123....lol.