Redneck Proposal

Redneck decided to propose marriage to his girlfriend by giving her a wedding ring and a bovine heart how romantic is that?

  •   vulture August 8, 2016

    how big hearted of him

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  • bananahammock August 8, 2016

    He must love a cow.

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  • airsporter August 8, 2016

    Problems of Scale.....

    Thats either a very small ring... or an ovine not bovine Heart.

    Sincere though!

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  •   mrpoop August 8, 2016

    a diamond is forever, and so are the payments

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  • cyberbu11y August 8, 2016

    So that's worth about WHAT at the pawn shop?

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  •   mordecai August 8, 2016

    I thought it was her heart after she rejected him...

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  •   oathbreaker August 8, 2016

    Deer heart stew, fucking amazing

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  •   potrostation August 8, 2016

    Guys are still paying dowries with a cow?

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  •   truckingman August 8, 2016

    ________??? Dave, I have never heard of this type of proposal.

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  •   maddog123 August 8, 2016

    My first proposal was to a girl years back we had candle light diner champain. I spelled it that way because that bottle cost me 20$ back then that was a big bag of weed and case beer plus enough left over for Krystal chili burgers!! And so at the end of the evening I yelled for snickers??? That was the girls pet poodle? And I said ah rub his belly? And as she did snickers rolls over and as he rolls on his back she starts screaming right as I say will you marry me??? I no I was high and not thinking I was smoked up doing shrooms! And what she was screaming about was I took the ring and sloped it on that stupid fuckers dick??? I thought it would be cute romantic and crazy me expressing my self? But all I did was get a fucking poodle hard? Slip a ring on its dick?? And the stupid fucking poodles dick swelled up and its circulation cut off and the little fuckers junk was bigger than mine!!!! Fuck! Needless to say we didn't get married! And I had to pay a vet to clip off some poodle peter to get that damn ring off and the bitch kept ring sold it! And I had to pay restitution for damaging the poodles pecker!! Five hundred dollars! It was some kind of breeder dog? Go figure...

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  • blartfart August 9, 2016

    @maddog123 your typing nobody reading it.

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  •   maddog123 August 9, 2016

    @blartfart I no I don't care it helps get things off my mind!! If I can't flush it here I might climb a clock tower and go coo coo on somebody's ass!!!! Yeah boy!!!

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  • blartfart August 11, 2016

    @maddog123 ...Great response

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