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posted by Big Jeff on 8/21/2016

I Wish I Had These Super Powers

Where is this superhero, and why isn't he high fiving all the hot chicks around the world? I wonder what his kryptonite is?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
twofords
The worst super power ever...not being to get it up when you see a naked lady.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 3:56 PM

whobe
Hell yea high five!
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:00 PM

picklehiesner
Fonzie has come a long wa aaaaaaaay
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:02 PM

nybadguy
Sexy milf
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:03 PM

sbohica
@ny, u sure bout the milf part? I wud say no kids. Just my opinion.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:16 PM

potrostation
Never high five a grandmother.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:17 PM

failure101
If you high five her again she will become a skeleton. The curse of your super power.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:24 PM

mordecai
It would be great that the wife put up with these sort of shenanigans, after marriage it has been a downhill from fun and easy going into dullness, perpetual nagging and boring blowjobless sex. My advice to the guy with the superpowers, don’t marry her, you’ll give her the superpower of making your life miserable.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 4:27 PM

nybadguy
@sbohica. My baby's mamma has a better body then that. So it's possible she might have a kid or 2. If a chick works out and stays in shape you would never know unless a c section scar is visible
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 5:51 PM

truckingman
She is a gorgeous lady with a beautiful, voluptuous, and curvy body.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 7:42 PM

fistermister
True Super Hero! Everybody benefits from his super powers.
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 7:43 PM

mrpoop
anyone can have the super power of video editing
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posted on: 08-21-16 @ 7:47 PM

hatesniggers
I'm not impressed at all
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posted on: 08-22-16 @ 8:38 AM

dozer67
NO thank you, If it’s not your girlfriend it’s RAPE!!
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posted on: 08-22-16 @ 5:35 PM

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