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posted by Dave G. on 8/23/2016

Slashed Up With A Machete

Guy pissed off the wrong person and ended up hacked up and slashed by a machete with huge chucnks of meat missing from his back


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
whobe
I guess he shouldn’t have complained to his barber about that fucked up hair cut.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 1:11 PM

sharkbait
Looks like he’s missing a couple puzzle pieces.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 1:16 PM

cleiton_reis
Human Puzzle
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 1:18 PM

crazyvet
Cuts aren’t very deep. Must have ben a woman that cut his black ass up.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 1:29 PM

mordecai
Someones brings a machete, you run like a motherfucker and don’t look back. If you end up like this guy, it’s your fault for not running, fucking idiot.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 1:49 PM

txdo_msk
Wound pussy for quite a few Sao Paolo inmates...
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 2:28 PM

nybadguy
That's what you call shitlox.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 2:46 PM

breakfastblunt
I prefer pork belly.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 2:52 PM

fatlarry
Is that Leroy brown again
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 5:44 PM

fatlarry
I’m sure right now he wishes his country didn’t have gun control because he’d rather be dead
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 5:46 PM

belchesfelches
@fatlarry Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple o’ pieces gone.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 5:53 PM

hickory
Thank got they got the description correct, no snake,dog bite for sure this time
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 6:11 PM

potrostation
His new nickname: stitches.
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posted on: 08-23-16 @ 6:55 PM

victim2
@potrostation id go with swiss cheese man
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posted on: 08-24-16 @ 9:58 AM

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