He Can Drive He Just Can't Get To His Van

This is how I feel on Sundays so while Reverand Brown is sober as a Muslim newborn I can barely crawl and no way I can walk drunk to my vehicle to commit a murder suicide

  • crazyvet August 26, 2016

    I have been that drunk too, but never in the daylight.

  • whobe August 26, 2016

    Van had its force field turned on.

  • stenchfart August 26, 2016

    ...I had that happen before..the earth just shifted..wtf?

  • maddog123 August 26, 2016

    WHEW BEEN THERE!!!!!!!!

  • vulture August 26, 2016

    gravity can be a bitch when your pissed

  • maddog123 August 26, 2016

    My worst drunk? Well there many! But one of them I was in a liquor store and as my luck would go I fell head first into the most expensive shelf of eighty year old scotch whiskey!!!!! Broke five bottles my heart and my fucking wallet!

  • prodeath August 26, 2016

    It doesn't look that windy but who am I to judge?

  • nybadguy August 26, 2016

    The fuck was he trying to rob a 👻

  • hickory August 26, 2016

    That's gonna be one hell of a hang over

  • picklehiesner August 26, 2016

    Now how are all those people in the van gunna get home

  • airsporter August 26, 2016

    Casting Spells might work at Hogwarts...

    But you need the keyfob you gave to that foxy Witch back at the Bar.

  • mrpoop August 26, 2016

    Put him in a wheelbarrow and take him home

  • truckingman August 26, 2016


  • felterupgood August 26, 2016

    That's some strong weed

  • blartfart August 27, 2016

    Couldn't walk so he had to drive.

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