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posted by Dave G. on 8/26/2016

He Can Drive He Just Can't Get To His Van

This is how I feel on Sundays so while Reverand Brown is sober as a Muslim newborn I can barely crawl and no way I can walk drunk to my vehicle to commit a murder suicide
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
crazyvet
I have been that drunk too, but never in the daylight.
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 1:23 PM

whobe
Van had its force field turned on.
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 1:55 PM

stenchfart
...I had that happen before..the earth just shifted..wtf?
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 2:09 PM

maddog123
WHEW BEEN THERE!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 2:24 PM

vulture
gravity can be a bitch when your pissed
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 2:25 PM

maddog123
My worst drunk? Well there many! But one of them I was in a liquor store and as my luck would go I fell head first into the most expensive shelf of eighty year old scotch whiskey!!!!! Broke five bottles my heart and my fucking wallet!
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 2:25 PM

prodeath
It doesn’t look that windy but who am I to judge?
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 2:53 PM

nybadguy
The fuck was he trying to rob a 👻
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 3:16 PM

hickory
That’s gonna be one hell of a hang over
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 5:29 PM

picklehiesner
Now how are all those people in the van gunna get home
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 5:52 PM

airsporter
Casting Spells might work at Hogwarts... But you need the keyfob you gave to that foxy Witch back at the Bar.
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 6:06 PM

mrpoop
Put him in a wheelbarrow and take him home
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 7:23 PM

truckingman
How close to MF" FULL ALCOHOL POISONING IS THE GENTLEMEN?
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 8:56 PM

felterupgood
That’s some strong weed
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posted on: 08-26-16 @ 9:44 PM

blartfart
Couldn’t walk so he had to drive.
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posted on: 08-27-16 @ 4:54 AM

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