This is how I feel on Sundays so while Reverand Brown is sober as a Muslim newborn I can barely crawl and no way I can walk drunk to my vehicle to commit a murder suicide
I have been that drunk too, but never in the daylight.
Van had its force field turned on.
...I had that happen before..the earth just shifted..wtf?
WHEW BEEN THERE!!!!!!!!
gravity can be a bitch when your pissed
My worst drunk? Well there many! But one of them I was in a liquor store and as my luck would go I fell head first into the most expensive shelf of eighty year old scotch whiskey!!!!! Broke five bottles my heart and my fucking wallet!
It doesn't look that windy but who am I to judge?
The fuck was he trying to rob a 👻
That's gonna be one hell of a hang over
Now how are all those people in the van gunna get home
Casting Spells might work at Hogwarts...
But you need the keyfob you gave to that foxy Witch back at the Bar.
Put him in a wheelbarrow and take him home
How close to MF" FULL ALCOHOL POISONING IS THE GENTLEMEN?
That's some strong weed
Couldn't walk so he had to drive.
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