You need to learn to let go

Ouch man. Should have never held that sparkler bomb dude. Now you have a hand that's eight inches longer than it was before.

13 Comments
  • wombatbytes August 27, 2016

    "Now you have a hand that's eight inches longer than it was before." - Not for long. I expect that's coming off pretty soon.

    +1
  • nybadguy August 27, 2016

    No. I'm not shaking that sorry pal.

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  • airsporter August 27, 2016

    Wonderful Thing the Human Hand!..

    Up your Ass Silicone Valley.

    -1
  • maddog123 August 27, 2016

    Looks like a picture of my liver!

    +2
  • failure101 August 27, 2016

    Happy Fourth of July.

    +1
  • treehouse21 August 27, 2016

    @maddog123 LOL I just read the CT scan results of my own liver yesterday. I feel your pain, brother!!!

    +1
  • hatesniggers August 27, 2016

    Caught red-handed

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  • maddog123 August 27, 2016

    @treehouse21 shouldn't never ever drink whiskey straight

    Always mix! And eat before and after you throw one. Follow this small rule! And you can cheat death by twenty years! Hell you might even live longer? Booze in moderation helps your circulation and other stuff! I knew this old dude he would throw a drunk every now and again but mostly just a shot of moonshine in the morning and one at night! Sucker lived till 101!!!! Weird but that was the same proof as his whiskey?!?!

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  • treehouse21 August 27, 2016

    @maddog123 I already learned about drinking straight whiskey the hard way. I still picked my ass off the kitchen floor the next morning and went to work! With the help of a hash ball!

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  • nybadguy August 28, 2016

    Someone say hash? Man. I use to get that shit with opium seeds in it. Melt it on a joint. Yeah boy lol.

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  • maddog123 August 28, 2016

    Never had hash that didn't suck! I've never been able to find the good down here oh they had fancy names! And dyed PURTY COLORS! Red purple green yellow! But it was still crap barely a buzz! More of a buzz kill than a buzz yeah!

    Now I have smoked opium! Fucking good shit! Very addictive! I took one hit and said dude I'm in love and dude said well I'm sorry but your just going to have to dump this bitch because this shit doesn't ever make it this far east because west coast heads buy it up fast as it comes into port! Damn ranting again I'm out of here.

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  • maddog123 August 28, 2016

    Never had hash that didn't suck? Wrote that all wrong it all sucked! I'm shit faced burned a faty and I'm feeling it!

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  • nybadguy August 28, 2016

    Haha

    +0
 
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