Ouch man. Should have never held that sparkler bomb dude. Now you have a hand that's eight inches longer than it was before.
"Now you have a hand that's eight inches longer than it was before." - Not for long. I expect that's coming off pretty soon.
No. I'm not shaking that sorry pal.
Wonderful Thing the Human Hand!..
Up your Ass Silicone Valley.
Looks like a picture of my liver!
Happy Fourth of July.
@maddog123 LOL I just read the CT scan results of my own liver yesterday. I feel your pain, brother!!!
@treehouse21 shouldn't never ever drink whiskey straight
Always mix! And eat before and after you throw one. Follow this small rule! And you can cheat death by twenty years! Hell you might even live longer? Booze in moderation helps your circulation and other stuff! I knew this old dude he would throw a drunk every now and again but mostly just a shot of moonshine in the morning and one at night! Sucker lived till 101!!!! Weird but that was the same proof as his whiskey?!?!
@maddog123 I already learned about drinking straight whiskey the hard way. I still picked my ass off the kitchen floor the next morning and went to work! With the help of a hash ball!
Someone say hash? Man. I use to get that shit with opium seeds in it. Melt it on a joint. Yeah boy lol.
Never had hash that didn't suck! I've never been able to find the good down here oh they had fancy names! And dyed PURTY COLORS! Red purple green yellow! But it was still crap barely a buzz! More of a buzz kill than a buzz yeah!
Now I have smoked opium! Fucking good shit! Very addictive! I took one hit and said dude I'm in love and dude said well I'm sorry but your just going to have to dump this bitch because this shit doesn't ever make it this far east because west coast heads buy it up fast as it comes into port! Damn ranting again I'm out of here.
Never had hash that didn't suck? Wrote that all wrong it all sucked! I'm shit faced burned a faty and I'm feeling it!