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posted by Dave G. on 9/2/2016

She's A Blowjob Machine

Damn's she's a living blowjob machine her head strapped on to a machine with mouth open so she doesn't even have to do the work.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
nybadguy
I'm next back the fuck up.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:03 PM

wombatbytes
The new feminist poster child.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:04 PM

vulture
you should see her machine for taking it up the dirt box
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:06 PM

longhungwong
+100 @wombats
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:06 PM

felterupgood
Humm... I’ve found that if women ENJOY sex they are most likely to come back for seconds
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:19 PM

bennyboy19
You meant: She doesn’t even have to be alive!
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:19 PM

txdo_msk
@Dave G, you are turning me into one sick mother.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:20 PM

txdo_msk
Smoke his cock. Smoke his cock.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:26 PM

longhungwong
thanks @txdo_mask... @bennyboy10 damned comment of the week saving this one
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 12:29 PM

mordecai
@nybadguy do you want some mints for the cock aftertaste?
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 1:25 PM

james511969
All women should come with one of those already attached to them.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 1:40 PM

nybadguy
@mordeai. Haha. Good one bro. but i would be on the receiving end.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 1:53 PM

hechointexas
I feel like these should be included with every toaster you buy.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 2:08 PM

stenchpa
They should set her up outside of a divorce courtroom.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 2:09 PM

vaticanvomit
I want this as a gift from someone. Make it happen
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 3:13 PM

maddog123
VERY INTERESTING!!!!!
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 3:26 PM

fatlarry
I need one of those at my house
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 3:33 PM

thefuckusay
Press a 9mm to the temple and you get her to act the same way
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 3:56 PM

nybadguy
@vatican. I got one right here and It's free. It's called my hand.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 4:31 PM

vaticanvomit
@nybadguy just saying, but that kinda treatment ends in vomit. Hope you're ready for it.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 4:35 PM

whobe
Does it have multiple speeds and a remote? What about a gas powered version for camping trips? I need a resistance training one for my wife. I need answers!
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 4:42 PM

nybadguy
@vatican. Ahh. What's a lil vomit. Tell you what. You can even take a crap on my chest. It would be well worth it to have some sexy time with you.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 4:48 PM

spiceweaselbam
I know I am new here but you people are my kind of weird... Bam!
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 5:01 PM

u-n-i-verse-al
Batteries not included.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 5:08 PM

u-n-i-verse-al
Vati-can vomit on my junk anytime.sexi ass mother fucker.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 5:16 PM

txdo_msk
@longhungwong, I'm here for ya, babe...
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 5:55 PM

potrostation
A couple more of those machines and you’ve got a sandwich maker.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 7:19 PM

vaticanvomit
I'm out. I don't take dumps on people's chests. I'm not German or Asian.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 7:22 PM

u-n-i-verse-al
@vati if you were would that make you a gai-sion?
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 7:45 PM

truckingman
I see an automatic 'Head Banging' machine.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 8:35 PM

vaticanvomit
Uhm...as far as I know, I'm just a nigra.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 8:36 PM

nybadguy
@vatican. I don't want no turds on my chest or near me. But if you said. Hey NY. Let me drop a few logs on your chest then you can have sexy time with me. I'm down for that. I'm italian by the way.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 8:37 PM

nybadguy
@vatican. We can make this a MF Bronx Tale.
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 8:45 PM

truckingman
All you have to do is set up some amps and MF" BLAST SOME HAEVY MF" METAL LIKE METALLICA'S "ENTER SANDMAN!!!"
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posted on: 09-02-16 @ 8:48 PM

hairytotems
That's skynets new model
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posted on: 09-04-16 @ 9:01 AM

misfit_88
And have her molars grind holes in my dick? no thanks.
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posted on: 09-06-16 @ 6:11 AM

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