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posted by Big Jeff on 9/10/2016

The Luckiest Unlucky Man Alive

This guy is pretty fucking lucky. Not only did he barely miss his femoral artery when his angle grinder slipped, but but now he has a wound pussy he can fuck right next to his dick.
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nybadguy
You didn't have to destroy the guy's fuckin jeans for that little flesh wound. Probably charge the guy $300 because they had to use there scissor's in the er room. Crooks. They charged me like $30 for a pair of laytex gloves the dr used. I seen it on the bill. I said wtf is this shit.
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 3:49 PM

picklehiesner
Sometimes I’ll spread the puss puss with my fingers same as the doc is doing here
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 5:51 PM

bennyboy19
Big Jeff: What are you? A fucking doctor now?
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 6:25 PM

truckingman
Nybadguy if you ask the ER staff about you keeping the scissors, the ER staff might let you have the scissors. The ER staff just throws the scissors in away after they use the scissors. Also, Nybadguy you should ask about keeping the scissors doctor will use to cut your stitches... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 6:51 PM

maddog123
@nybadguy shit like that is why our insurance is thru the roof they need to regulate that shit!!! I had some breathing problems after I broke some ribs after a bike wreck! Hit pee gravel busted my ass!? Anyway they give me a small piece of shit plastic toy with a ping pong ball in it? Said I was to blow into hose and make the little ball go up and down? It would help my lungs breath better! Yeah right!?!? OK I’m getting to it! That piece of plastic shit cost my insurance 10,000$ what a fucking! About a month later I got a bill for my share of the fucking about seventy dollars? Fuck them ! Two crack ribs 18000$ total bill fucking crazy! Ok I’m done!
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 8:03 PM

sternbeating
I’d fuck that hole in his leg.
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 9:19 PM

nybadguy
@maddog. Crooks man
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posted on: 09-10-16 @ 11:31 PM

maddog123
@truckingman I wonder????? Can I keep a pretty nurse yeah boy!!!!! Nurse bad body yeah boy!
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posted on: 09-11-16 @ 12:52 AM

airsporter
Angle grinder?? - Are you sure?
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posted on: 09-11-16 @ 4:23 AM

woodchipper30
DUCT TAPE ,MAXI PAD ,ALCOHOL,30 BUCKS FOR THE PUSSY WOUND
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 12:10 AM

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