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posted by Dave G. on 9/12/2016

Murdered By Machete

Poor son of a gun was brutally murdered by a machete leaving behind a fine gory mess to clean up


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
phuket_3ways
What gang sign is he flashing?
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 10:37 AM

mykejp
Payback for being a hack writer.
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 10:53 AM

fistermister
Samurai Night Fever.
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 2:20 PM

belchesfelches
Too mahch tequila gib Jose a spleeting headache.
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 2:58 PM

airsporter
@fistermister That just sums it up. Congrats!
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 3:38 PM

failure101
Looks like he was raped by Freddy Krueger.
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 4:11 PM

mrpoop
That was a sharp blade
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 5:46 PM

corruptedsob
Dude keep he's sneakers clean
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posted on: 09-12-16 @ 8:33 PM

realism
Looks like he died trying to defend himself, tough way to go.
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posted on: 09-13-16 @ 12:43 AM

tj72
His shirt says USNavy... fuckin’ welfare whore had it coming.
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posted on: 09-13-16 @ 12:45 AM

misfit_88
awwww thats too bad. for him. good for us goreporn lovers. ha!
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posted on: 09-13-16 @ 6:31 AM

akbar_snackbar
Isn’t this the sign, Super Mario does when he gets a star?
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posted on: 09-13-16 @ 6:47 PM

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