Tree Limb Through The Face

james511969

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Can tell he likes wood good and deep in his mouth.

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 2:22 PM

cyberbu11y

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Must be some kick-ass pain meds at that hospital

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 2:44 PM

vulture

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not much of a surprise he can’t see where he’s going

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 2:49 PM

sleeko

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And, his gay lover says, "Check it out, I got wood".

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 2:51 PM

oathbreaker

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Thats one hell of a toothpick

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:13 PM

mrpoop

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he looks to be a woodsman

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:20 PM

pinkyjenk

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i guess we was trying to answer the question "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:27 PM

maddog123

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Must have been a hell of a cro KET game !

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:40 PM

maddog123

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Or? Or polo pony is a hell of a game!!!

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:41 PM

maddog123

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I no bite me!

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:43 PM

maddog123

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Why did they cover his eyes? He’s got a fucking stick in his head! ? Why?

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 3:59 PM

belchesfelches

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His buddy told the cops "I don’t know what the fuck happened. He said ’Hold my beer and watch’ and now we’re here."

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 4:03 PM

sbohica

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Fucking gnarly bro!

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 4:30 PM

whobe

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So what seems to be the problem?

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 5:12 PM

truckingman

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Cyberbu11y, I believe the victim has been given one to ten milligrams of MF" MORPHINE INTRAVENOUSLY, evey three minutes...

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 5:37 PM

airsporter

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This is ’Worldstar’ for the medicals amongst us! Insurers..Penetration was from Left to right as evidenced by the branch. Intrigued as to how much tree of roughly the same diameter he fell down without snapping his neck? Any ideas truckingman? I dont want to marry you or anything.

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 6:30 PM

twofords

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You are supposed to chew first...idiot.

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 6:41 PM

truckingman

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Airsporter either he has the grace of God on his side, or he is one MF" LUCKY SOB!!!!!!

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 6:42 PM

twofords

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Surprised he didn’t loose the head, something that big took a lot of force to push its way thru the skin and muscle but not enough to take the head off. A hangman would lose a lot of heads if he didn’t get the calculations right, a crowd liked to see a hanging, but when a head popped off and flew into your lap, people, especially women, would get a bit upset.

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 6:43 PM

captjim

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Don’t bogart that joint bro

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 7:30 PM

potrostation

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You’ve got a little something between your teeth bro.

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 7:33 PM

picklehiesner

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Is there something on my face ?

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 7:57 PM

airsporter

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-3

Not survivable if true!

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 8:17 PM

pizzapie

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World record deep throat

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 9:06 PM

crockful

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Serves him right for going out on a limb.

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 10:00 PM

immacgyver

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Toothpicks: You're doing it wrong...

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 10:19 PM

realism

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Fake

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 10:26 PM

woodchipper30

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@cyberbu11y NAW NO MEDS JUST NUMB FROM THE WOOD BLOCK

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 11:21 PM

woodchipper30

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@maddog123 HIS EYES POOPED OUT

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 11:46 PM

fockenperv

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you got something in your teeth

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posted on: 09-16-16 @ 11:55 PM

sylvain

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toothpick for largemouth

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posted on: 09-17-16 @ 6:22 AM

romans_randy

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I got a really bad splinter this one time, I know what he’s dealing with..

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posted on: 09-18-16 @ 2:16 AM

woodchipper30

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HE WENT TO THE WRONG GLORY HOLE

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posted on: 09-18-16 @ 2:45 AM

woodchipper30

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PUT HIM IN THE WOOD CHIPPER

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posted on: 09-18-16 @ 2:47 AM

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