What happens when you kick a spinning lawn mower blade? Wonder no more. One little piggy went to the market and never came back.
By the looks of those toenails, he didn't care about his toes anyway, so no great loss.
I'm sorry. I can not expect any member of my family being that fucking dumb. Worse than getting hit by a train. It's YOUR lawnmower idiot.
"Bridge may ice in cold weather"
Probably hopped into the ER wearing one flipflop. Bet he uses his eyeballs for eye protection when using the weed eater.
Those aren't the kind of limbs you're suppose to cut when doing your yard...
Now he has Vulcan-foot.
Just shaking his head ______, ............
Not even the lawnmower blade wanted to touch that ugly contagious toe fungus.
Thats fake, only mexicans mow lawns...Clearly, thats a white mans foot. Problably hit it with a golf club
Did they just tape it back together and send him on his way ?
AXE DID THIS NOT THE LAWN MOWER
Doesn't it look odd to anyone that only the second toe was cut? A lawnmower does not "choose" a random toe. It would have cut from one side to another.
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....