Lawn mower foot

What happens when you kick a spinning lawn mower blade? Wonder no more. One little piggy went to the market and never came back.

12 Comments
  • immacgyver September 18, 2016

    By the looks of those toenails, he didn't care about his toes anyway, so no great loss.

    +4
  • aweyeah September 18, 2016

    I'm sorry. I can not expect any member of my family being that fucking dumb. Worse than getting hit by a train. It's YOUR lawnmower idiot.

    +3
  • sbohica September 18, 2016

    "Bridge may ice in cold weather"

    +1
  • whobe September 18, 2016

    Probably hopped into the ER wearing one flipflop. Bet he uses his eyeballs for eye protection when using the weed eater.

    +1
  • pinkyjenk September 18, 2016

    Those aren't the kind of limbs you're suppose to cut when doing your yard...

    +2
  • immacgyver September 18, 2016

    Now he has Vulcan-foot.

    +1
  • truckingman September 18, 2016

    Just shaking his head ______, ............

    +2
  • darkmadness September 18, 2016

    Not even the lawnmower blade wanted to touch that ugly contagious toe fungus.

    +2
  • oathbreaker September 18, 2016

    Thats fake, only mexicans mow lawns...Clearly, thats a white mans foot. Problably hit it with a golf club

    +1
  • picklehiesner September 18, 2016

    Did they just tape it back together and send him on his way ?

    +1
  • woodchipper30 September 18, 2016

    AXE DID THIS NOT THE LAWN MOWER

    +1
  • bennyboy19 September 19, 2016

    Doesn't it look odd to anyone that only the second toe was cut? A lawnmower does not "choose" a random toe. It would have cut from one side to another.

    +1
 
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