Impala Impales His Own Mouth

If I could do what this impala is doing which is sucking its own dick I wouldn't a need girlfriend but then again who would make the sammiches?

20 Comments
  • mykejp September 19, 2016

    Lucky bastard has the dexterity to do that.

    +0
  • phuket_3ways September 19, 2016

    You would do the same if you could ... locked in a cage the rest of your life.. its ok Mr. Impala

    +2
  • wombatbytes September 19, 2016

    I guess his Saturday nights are sorted for a while.

    +2
  • vulture September 19, 2016

    I guess its a bit difficult to throw one off the hoof

    +1
  • treehouse21 September 19, 2016

    My dog does this all the time. He only started after losing his teeth. He loves giving himself gummers!

    +3
  • stenchpa September 19, 2016

    Sometimes you just have to do it yourself.

    +1
  • whobe September 19, 2016

    When you're the ugly one on the block.

    +0
  • failure101 September 19, 2016

    He does look a bit horny.

    +2
  • felterupgood September 19, 2016

    He's just sharpening his tool

    +0
  • sbohica September 19, 2016

    Well hell, look at that! Ole toreal gots him a jeezob training wildlife..

    -4
  • runforestrun September 19, 2016

    he must have a mate for life..first thing to go

    -2
  • picklehiesner September 19, 2016

    Like a gazelle

    +2
  • mordecai September 19, 2016

    I bet you'd love to do that, just watch out for those horns!

    +0
  • potrostation September 19, 2016

    So a classic Impala can help get you laid; but not itself.

    +0
  • ouch September 19, 2016

    I wish I could do that

    +1
  • shenanigans September 19, 2016

    @ouch you better pat him first, He might bite:)

    +2
  • crockful September 20, 2016

    Cherry otter pop ftw

    +1
  • wombatbytes September 20, 2016

    @shenanigans Are you two doing a duo act now? When will you do "Who's on First"?

    +0
  • nybadguy September 20, 2016

    He's just flossing

    +0
  • simon6670 September 24, 2016

    wish I could give myself a BJ.

    +0
 
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