If I could do what this impala is doing which is sucking its own dick I wouldn't a need girlfriend but then again who would make the sammiches?
Lucky bastard has the dexterity to do that.
You would do the same if you could ... locked in a cage the rest of your life.. its ok Mr. Impala
I guess his Saturday nights are sorted for a while.
I guess its a bit difficult to throw one off the hoof
My dog does this all the time. He only started after losing his teeth. He loves giving himself gummers!
Sometimes you just have to do it yourself.
When you're the ugly one on the block.
He does look a bit horny.
He's just sharpening his tool
Well hell, look at that! Ole toreal gots him a jeezob training wildlife..
he must have a mate for life..first thing to go
Like a gazelle
I bet you'd love to do that, just watch out for those horns!
So a classic Impala can help get you laid; but not itself.
I wish I could do that
@ouch you better pat him first, He might bite:)
Cherry otter pop ftw
@shenanigans Are you two doing a duo act now? When will you do "Who's on First"?
He's just flossing
wish I could give myself a BJ.
He'll get backproblems in his early 20s