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Derpy Man Strangles Girlfriened For Not Making Eye Contact
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posted by Dave G. on 9/22/2016

Derpy Man Strangles Girlfriened For Not Making Eye Contact

You would think making sammiches would be enough but this man strangled his girlfriend for not looking him straight in the eye. I can't say I blame her and how can he even tell?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
stenchpa
+11
She would have been better off if he tried to shoot her. Think about it!
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 11:41 AM

eggsovereazy
Sbohica retarded brother
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 11:45 AM

nybadguy
That has to be a MF crazyshit member. He is one ugly son of a bitch haha.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 11:53 AM

vikingshill
Whack him on the side of the head, his horizontal hold is on the fritz
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:02 PM

whobe
Give him Hillary’s sun glasses.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:04 PM

toreal
Definitely Sbohica's retarded brother.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:11 PM

phuket_3ways
JaJa Binks star wars
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:16 PM

breakfastblunt
No fuckin way this is real.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:28 PM

felterupgood
yeah fake ^^^^
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:34 PM

vikingshill
@toreal, his twin brother....identical twin brother
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:36 PM

vulture
look me in the eye...which one
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:40 PM

cazaly
Had to strangle her, sure as hell couldn’t shoot straight.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:43 PM

acairman
That’s good news,eggsovereazy was strangled.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:51 PM

fockenperv
Hillary’s lost love child
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:54 PM

iluvkitty
Kanye’s other child.... East West
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:58 PM

prodeath
That’s some dank weed
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 12:58 PM

treehouse21
+14
If she settled for that she’s probably not much of a looker either.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 1:13 PM

maddog123
Called crazyshit syndrome two year members usually gets it!
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 2:00 PM

maddog123
Anyway that’s how I look when I’m high and blowing a but down some chicks throat!
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 2:07 PM

maddog123
A NUT A FUCKING NUT DOWN SOME CHICKS THROAT DAMN!!!
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 2:08 PM

airsporter
Damn! - I would love eyes like that - I could scan 2 galaxies at once for some Humanity.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 3:23 PM

airsporter
U.S.Sniper School in Discrimination Furore’ (Furore means dispute / argument/ inflamatory disagreement.)
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 3:26 PM

zahnfee
Thatīs genious
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 3:39 PM

sbohica
WTF @airsporter? Who the hell do you think your dealing with, a bunch of Crazy dumb Shitters or something? Hell, I think @toreals IQ even registers! Damn...
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 3:40 PM

airsporter
@sbohica The Juries out.. That blip on the Glasgow Scale graph might have been caused when the air conditioner came on causing the ink to stabilise. You might have to brace yourself.. but toreal might be no more.. a dead parrot!
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 4:10 PM

insanemonkey
kermit the frog illegitimate son.
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 4:46 PM

fatlarry
Pug man
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 5:17 PM

zmolez
I where do I get the gear to be him for Halloween?
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 5:29 PM

truckingman
WTMF"BF!!!!!!??
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 6:17 PM

ouch
DERP a DI Doooooo
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posted on: 09-22-16 @ 8:21 PM

woodchipper30
ITS THE NEW USA PRESIDENT
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posted on: 09-23-16 @ 1:45 AM

dracos
@eggsovereazy we know why you wear eggs on your face
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posted on: 09-23-16 @ 2:33 AM

nighty
He must be related to the woman who was arrested for the exact same thing last week. Is this your first day on the internet you mugs.
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posted on: 09-23-16 @ 4:54 AM

captjim
Wonder what she looks like
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posted on: 09-23-16 @ 4:28 PM

juandrama
poor girl the last thing she saw was this crosseyed cockeyed bum its sad
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posted on: 09-24-16 @ 3:47 AM

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