Hector, meet Woodchipper

So I paid Hector to clean up all the fallen limbs in my yard little did I know by the end of the day his legs would be also fallen limbs in my yard.

28 Comments
  • sharkkiller1 September 24, 2016

    why the fuck did they pull him out its not like there gonna save him throttle that fucker back up and finish the job i also mean finish trimming the trees

    +3
  • sbohica September 24, 2016

    Will there be 1 white person in the posts today?

    -11
  • pinkyjenk September 24, 2016

    @sbohica ask and you shall receive. I guess you can say he had the guts to jump in... But it also makes me want to learn how to make balloon animals.

    +4
  • nybadguy September 24, 2016

    Nice intestines you have there.

    +3
  • immacgyver September 24, 2016

    The humane thing would have been to put him down.

    +5
  • gabryl September 24, 2016

    Ok Ill say it , he will always be half the man he use to be .

    +2
  • sicotrere September 24, 2016

    That reminds me need to pick up some bratwurst for grill tomorrow

    +4
  • 72jayd September 24, 2016

    Get the skateboard.

    +1
  • truckingman September 24, 2016

    What can he sirvived the extraction from the woodchipper?

    +2
  • maddog123 September 24, 2016

    Fucking post is older than me!

    +2
  • bennyboy19 September 24, 2016

    I hope they could save a few parts of this machinery. It worked fine i'm sure.

    +2
  • ouch September 24, 2016

    It takes a lot of guts to do that job

    +0
  • mordecai September 24, 2016

    Look at those hairy armpits, fucking disgusting!

    +1
  • darksider803 September 24, 2016

    No FUCKING COMMENT ........

    +0
  • picklehiesner September 24, 2016

    Kielbasa and sauerkraut comes to mind

    +2
  • mrpoop September 24, 2016

    If my weiner gets cut off I might as well die

    +0
  • whobe September 25, 2016

    For his sake maybe they can make one huge dick out of that. If there is enough left over they can at least make him two skinny legs to boot.

    +0
  • woodchipper30 September 25, 2016

    EMM I DID NOT DO THIS

    +1
  • woodchipper30 September 25, 2016

    @sbohica HE'S NOT WHITE

    +1
  • woodchipper30 September 25, 2016

    @bennyboy19 NO THE KNIVES WERE DULL AND ENGINE WAS IDLING OR WOODCHIPPER HAD A LOAD HE WAS STUPID OR HE PISSED OFF THE CREW AND BOSS

    +2
  • harly9 September 25, 2016

    "Lemme just shove this blockage in with my feet. What could go wrong?"

    +1
  • junkhunter September 25, 2016

    I think ol Hector is done for. Maybe he would been better off if he stayed in Mexico whee he belongs.

    +1
  • martinuk September 25, 2016

    sausages anybody ?

    +0
  • belchesfelches September 25, 2016

    His amigo Jose told the news crew "He ees noo hoff dee man he yoos to bee."

    +0
  • ullcumabunch September 25, 2016

    Am I the only one that thinks that this shit looks as fake as a Hillary Clinton truth?

    +1
  • americanfatass September 25, 2016

    Must be from Fargo.

    +0
  • goodster September 25, 2016

    hector..meet repost!

    +2
  • fatlarry September 25, 2016

    Sausage anyone?

    +0
 
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