Nothing more I love more than midgets technically not a midget but I also love kung fu but it is karate and still martial arts just enjoy the pic fuckers
Thinking of something funny to say about this has got me stumped.
He has a black belt in stump-fu
got a hell of a leg sweep
he's trying to get the knot undone on his belt
How does he wipe his ass?
He has a black belt..... It was a white belt, but it got dirty from dragging it around on the floor.
If you beat him up, you're a jerk...if he beats you up, you're a pussy. No win situation
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Nailed the title Dave G. Almost spit out my drink on the computer. That poor bastard couldn't hurt a fly!
When teaching self confidence goes too far!!!
They are doing a good job of keeping the mats clean. Can I borrow him my tile floor needs a good polishing?
I didn't expect that... I guess everyone was kung fu fighting
Admire his efforts reenacting how he stopped the Family doberman shagging him but... he still cant reach for his Beer off the Bar.
Where'd he get his black belt, Trump University?
Flipper boy is a black belt? Now I see why he gets all the hot pussy
So karate school is where he learned how to jack off with a clothes hanger. Flipper boy got skills
You can learn all the karate in the world. Thalidomide already kicked your ass, bro.
Moves like a broken wind up toy.
Sum Ting Wong's his name...
@prodeath what do you think he was doing
That fucker's a blackbelt my ass... I could kick his ass no problem.
Dave you should have added MJ's "BAD" as a back ground soundtrack.
He does The Nutcracker move especially well
I grab that motherfucker from his black belt and see how far I can toss him!
Handicapped and he's not letting it stop him. I got nothing but respect for people like that.
"none shall pass"
"come back here ya coward i'll bite off your leg's"
is he having a fucking seizure ?
Its wrong to laugh, but some of these people make it sooo easy. Someones mom told him he could be anything he wanted to be, but its hard to be a ninja when your biggest enemy is the steps leading into your house.
This is so mean,someone should scratch his nose already.
A horrible way to go through life.
Midgets look at him and say "DAYMMMM!" and not in a good way.
Cartman south park fu!
Good on ya mate!
i'm going to burn in hell for sure
ITS LIKE WATCHING A LIZARD DROP ITS TAIL ALL WIGGLING AROUND TO DISTRACT YOU WHILE THE BODY GETS AWAY
They gave you a black belt to hang yourself with.
Black belts matter.
Hey Bob wheres's Neil?
@vulture lol +1
That last kick was no joke
They will give a black belt to anyone these days.... SMFH
Whyyyy do people dooo this. I mean . . come on..