Good that the Nobel Prizes are being announced this week!
You missed the best part wtf
Hold still and let me Piss on it
No danger of brain damage..
These heroes sure change their minds pretty quick. No staying power!
Now chicken wont taste like chicken anymore.
other peoples stupidity never fails to get a laugh.
If he is in a bar why not put a drink on it.
I was hoping he'd try to chase it with a flameable alcoholic beverage
What's a bright spark
It's a pity there was no sound to hear the fucker scream!!!
And girls don't like cum in their mouths because of the taste. He might have just solved that problem.
Hey honey, go grab the sparklers!
Another bright ide´...Burn in hell
Magnesium and/or titanium can burn up to 1,470 °F (titanium) or 5,610 °F (magnesium).
Wikipedia - Sparkler
Sparkling cum catcher. Lol
Oh wow, hes pretty cool....ahhh, nevermind.
Its amazing what some people will do for a dollar.
That's one way to get rid of that man jiz taste.
These idiots make me look smart!
boredom is not your friend.
Seems he is really good at sucking, not that much at blowing. (tada-tish!)
My balls itch!
If they wouldd just finish it like a man and not do shit for 30+ years.