Fell off his boat running around with his sword
Walked into the damn cupboard door.
Sbohica hit himself with his dildo.
That's a crack head !
Why's his head on upside down?
wasn't wearing his viking helmet!
he always did talk out the top of his head
@toreal actually I threw it at him.
SBOHICA still sucks at giving head.
Fuck'n garage door!
Is that the locknes monster gashed into his head?
Ok, the real story. Double headed dildo, Ouchs ass, Rons mouth, Ron wanted a taste of ass and as Ouch pushed back and Ron licked his ass, like a dripping popsicle, it popped out like a spring and hit me. @toreal paid me 50K, to film for his collection...
@sbohica I always knew you had a price for being gay lmmfao
^^just filming for toreal little man.
Fucking hipster probably got that when he tripped and fell working as a barista at Starbucks.
This is why you don't run w scissors
Heard he gives great head
What i got was. Dumb fuck
It means you need to sharpen your axe
Shouldn't have betrayed Ragnar
Hillary's balls itch!
Quaid, start the reactor!
Best zombie mask ever