NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH THIS IN HIS HANDS

Then again, if 'wanna kiss my snake?' is the only line a guy needs to get you bent over in puckering position, maybe a couple fang scars on your eyelids are the least of your fucking problems.

  • allcaps October 16, 2016

    my balls itch..

    +3 -4
  • mrpoop October 16, 2016

    dumb ass

    +4 -2
  • wifebeater2000 October 16, 2016

    WAITED ALL DAY FOR POSTINGS AND YOU PUT THIS CRAP

    +6 -2
  • insanemonkey October 16, 2016

    her upper lip smells like rats..

    +8 -2
  • vulture October 16, 2016

    @allcaps ... i'm just itching for some real gore

    +3 -4
  • pizzapie October 16, 2016

    After watching this, my balls itch

    +3 -3
  • mrprouby October 16, 2016

    kiss me baby

    +2 -2
  • boofano October 16, 2016

    fuck off slope

    +2 -2
  • james511969 October 16, 2016

    Girls, if your looking for a snake to kiss on the head, I've got one that, won't bite you, you can touch, and won't spit poisonous venom.

    +2 -2
  • stenchfart October 16, 2016

    ..I have itchy scrotum

    +2 -2
  • happyjack October 16, 2016

    Deserved it

    +4 -4
  • realism October 16, 2016

    You knew it was a snake when you tried to kiss it, why so surprised?

    +3 -2
  • picklehiesner October 16, 2016

    My snake spits when you kiss it

    +5 -2
  • whobe October 16, 2016

    Screw with dangerous animals and this is what you get.

    +3 -1
  • nybadguy October 16, 2016

    Snake thought it was a fish

    +2 -2
  • truckingman October 16, 2016

    You should never try to kiss any snakes even is they always been handled by thier keepers.

    +1 -1
  • maddog123 October 16, 2016

    @allcaps mine to!!!!! My balls itch to!!!!!!! You don't happen to no a whore from Georgia named Wilma do ya??????

    +1 -1
  • mrpoop October 16, 2016

    Awww what the hell, my ball itch too. Yeah boy, Wilma Flintstone!

    +1 -1
  • maddog123 October 16, 2016

    ???????? Does everybody know Fred's old lady???????? Fred's her husband you no yeah boy!

    +1 -1
  • noihavetosaythis January 1, 2017

    I love dumb people on holydays.

    +0 -0
 
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