OLE TRICKY DICK

That must've been one wild obituary for the locals to read in the newspaper.

39 Comments
  • eggsovereazy October 30, 2016

    So this is how mordecai

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  • eggsovereazy October 30, 2016

    Grandfather died

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  • james511969 October 30, 2016

    Early night eggs? You must of Had your fill of cock. Can you do us all a favor, and see if this actually works? If we don't hear from you, we'll know the answer. I mean, for all we know, you've Already tried.

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  • eggsovereazy October 30, 2016

    James lol u don't make since do u want my cock in your ass or something ?

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  • james511969 October 30, 2016

    I don't make Since? Well, you don't make sense.

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  • james511969 October 30, 2016

    As for your cock in my ass, no thank you. I'm not gay. Sorry, I'm just another guy rejecting you. Keep trying, there's someone out there for you.

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  • eggsovereazy October 30, 2016

    Rejecting me lol u came on to me James please stop I'm not interested

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  • james511969 October 30, 2016

    No eggs, I wouldn't even cum on you. I'd rather send my troups down the drain.

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  • eggsovereazy October 30, 2016

    Lies James u gay boy

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  • allcaps October 30, 2016

    james and eggs....right in front of evreybody you two go at it? have you no shame?..only because i have a nice looking ass in a pair of Levis

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  • allcaps October 30, 2016

    and before you ask...one nite with me and you would never go back to each other you whineing crying bitches...in a loving way...

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  • potrostation October 30, 2016

    The Ouch joke is way to easy.

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  • rodeye2 October 30, 2016

    @allcaps, can I have that night with you ? they don't want it.

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  • luvthick October 30, 2016

    Sick Fuck - I wonder is they buried him with the casket in his ass!

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  • fistermister October 30, 2016

    My heart started to fail just looking at the motherfuckers.

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  • bennyboy19 October 30, 2016

    Fake: the word dildo is quite recent and could not have been used at that time.

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  • maddog123 October 30, 2016

    Just looking at that motherfucker made my heart fail.

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  • maddog123 October 30, 2016

    Ouches future!!!!!!!

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  • maddog123 October 30, 2016

    Looks like ouch died happy!

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  • maddog123 October 30, 2016

    Its exactly how ouch wanted it at the end! With all his loved ones at his side! And in his ass!

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  • maddog123 October 30, 2016

    Yeah boy!

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  • corruptedsob October 30, 2016

    ^ I think ouch has a "bigger " family then that

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  • istealcars October 30, 2016

    @bennyboy19 You are incorrect. This image and the accompanying text is from a book entitled "Medicolegal Investigation of Death," first printed in 1992 and updated annually. As I'm sure you know, 1992 wasn't so long ago that "dildo" wasn't yet in use.

    Not only that, but according to numerous sources the word "dildo" was being used as far back as the late 1500's:

    "The Online Etymology Dictionary claims that its first use was in the late 1500s, in a Thomas Nash poem, called The Choice of Valentines, Nashe’s Dildo or The Merrie Ballad of Nashe his Dildo. Wikipedia says that a theory exists that “it originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy.”

    - From dildographer.com

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  • peaks October 30, 2016

    Did he really need 5 of the fuckers?

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  • happyjack October 30, 2016

    We need ouch to explain what's going on here but in a thorough Truckingman type of way. @The Truckingman I'm not dragging you into this mess I'm just commenting on how you give good descriptions.

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  • pizzapie October 30, 2016

    Yeah, where the fuck is Ouch and Truckingman?

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  • james511969 October 30, 2016

    @allcaps, just having fun. And I don't know anything about you, so I'm not sure I want to see your ass in, or out of jeans.

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  • acairman October 30, 2016

    @allcaps- Pic's

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  • fatlarry October 30, 2016

    and my mom always said where clean underwear

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  • whobe October 30, 2016

    I bet he keeps tank rounds in the closet for his birthday.

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  • peaks October 30, 2016

    Can't you just picture his family showing up for an impromptu visit?

    Grampy?....

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  • airsporter October 30, 2016

    Give you £5.00 for the Radio?

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  • corruptedsob October 30, 2016

    @happyjack I agree ... it's almost like ouch brought into the website and he's holding back

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  • realism October 30, 2016

    He probably has assless chaps too.

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  • felterupgood October 30, 2016

    He must have had a bad itch that he wanted to scratch... but putting something too big and too far in your ass will kill you... it killed a guy who fucked a horse

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  • felterupgood October 30, 2016

    Too bad he died... he could have been a spokesman for astroglide

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  • stoli October 30, 2016

    I can't believe this!! I heard about this case live. I used to know a forensic woman who told me this case she had. Everything matches, even the fact that he died from a heart attack. She also said that his daughter did not know about dad's hobby...

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  • debtron3000 November 5, 2016

    Holy shit

    Props dude

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  • noihavetosaythis December 29, 2016

    I just have respect

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