Highest voted comment gets my limited edition Amy Schumer sex doll. Only 1 made.
Fuck you LM first!
Amy Schumer is untalented why bring her up she's not funny
Honey..I checked on the noise the kids were making..there just dead. I'll be on the computer sending some pictures to crazyshit if you need me...
I don't think Danny wanted to play.
What's for dinner tonight?
Ya hit it yet?
I'll be home to go over it. I just need to look up what it is
Sound Of Music star wanted bu Police!
Check for a pulse they bleed way more than that every month and live.
"Ok Sbohica, I'll tell everyone that you said hi"
What about a boiler suit
that's the last time we invite Ted Bundy to our sorority house parties
do you play roque?
And nobody expected Lisa to go crazy when all of the sorority sisters periods finally synced.
I'm sorry, I didn't see that. Thank you.
Sandwich maker down repeat sandwich maker down
Hell yass I'm starving ! 😂
A black cop axed them questions?
That's one of the worse cases of suicide I've seen
Ready or not here i come.
They're already playing Christmas music, i fucking hate being here
MOMMMMMMM, we hit puberty!!!!
You better axe somebody!!!!
I don't need a second hand jazzed up doll
First poker party 6pm November 12
looks like my wife lives there
All these comments suck content is crap lol crazy is dead now
Amy Schumer is untalented dumb bitch...
Must be that time of the month.
Honey, will you lick my cornhole tonight???
I don't think gramma knows
"Instruments and tools are the only two things where you actually get what you pay for."
My balls itch!
"Thanks, it was a great party, we had a blast!"
Hey Honey, Grandpa and I are going to the dump and I'm going to drive him home. I'll be home after that and maybe I can get a shower in.
This judging is rigged! All i want to do is fuck that Amy Shoemer with my bleeding dick until her walls look just like the picture.
tough crowd tonite
Please lmk what's going on as soon as you can. I'm worried about u. Also if u want me to take u, I can do that too (if not that's ok too 😚)
Who's the negative nancy not a positive in this post here
^^^ yeah... fell the negative vibe
"You guys come over and watch the game Sunday. And bring the kids."
"LOL getting sentimental?"
So by the looks of it, if I write anything and it even one plus then I win,,,Right!!
The mass negger strikes again
The bad news is the kids are in pieces but the good news is we can cut out some of the wallpaper, frame it and sell it as modern art.
Anal Pop Rocks: New Japanese Fetish
FUCK ALL OF YOU NEGIN MOTHER FUCKERS EAT MY SHIT
IDK babe. I'll check it out when you get back.
Facebook game on cs lol
if you need my assistance...you know, with the sniper or the dating thing, i'm available for either one ;]
I've seen a lot of roadkill does but no bucks. (sent to an ex girlfriend about her deer hunting luck lol)
Those twins won't be bothering us in the hallway anymore..
yeah, pizza sounds fine
@runforestrun ITS EGGS
"well what do you expect hillary lost!!"
Oh yeah stick it up your pussy!