Suddenly I'm Craving Pepperoni
That's the closet thing the guy on the left will get to real tittes
twist that thing
No porn category on the new site??? Fuck off!!!
That went into someone's spank bank.
I need to start watching soccer
Fuck her while she's still sort-of cute. Them looks will fail her big time! You can tell.
Just look at her older sister in front of her!
I like cookies!
Dam I think I know her!!!!!
Would it be weird if I sit in Santa's lap
@maddog123 My wife wants us to do that this Christmas. I love her but not that much.
I want to stick my dick up her nose.
@sirfartsalot There's room for two.
the advertisements are better..ouch said trannys allways have tan lines
and big hurkin bellybuttons
@whobe ? Hmmm trying not to be disrespectful but was she specific about this Santa siting thingy? What I'm trying to say is does she want a normal Xmas picture? Or a ouch type Xmas picture? Woman siting on Santa's face? And the dude planted on Santa's big red dick?????
One of the reasons I brought that up about Santa one I'm a warped fucker!!!! Its on my avatar!!! Two! When I was young I was prowling in my mothers oak chest and found some pictures of my mother bent over and Santa plowing her from behind! Along with several other positions! Later I found out it was dad in Santa drag! God my parents were freaks! Good times for them I guess? I still to this day can't look at Santa without having flash backs of my mothers cunt being slayed by Santa dad!
Insert, sucking noises, here.
"Silicone Pop's Heeerrre for only $5 a suckle"
Sumbitches act like they've never sees a set of fake tits...
It doesn't matter how many times you see titties you just can't look away
@maddog123 do you get angry when santa says ho,ho,ho?
@dracos I break out in sweats!
I'm just thank full mother ddnt fuck it up for me with midgets! Or reindeer! Or charlie brown! Snoopy!
or even worse like eggsover!
go green brother
letting you know ..I enjoy the fecal fables don't let anyone tell you otherwise. funny stuff