TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND THE BUTTHOLE!

  • gray_fox December 17, 2016

    One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman. I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey G.L., I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddarn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But my ass is killing me."

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    • yamagata December 18, 2016

      @gray_fox

      old but still good :D

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    • woodchipper30 December 18, 2016

      @gray_fox LOL LOL

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  • airsporter December 17, 2016

    You can see who wears the glasses in that relationship- Nearly didnt recognise Helicopter Woman.

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  • stenchfart December 17, 2016

    whole new meaning to the term horsey ride

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  • whobe December 17, 2016

    I guess it's kinda hard to fuck with a cape on.

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  • corruptedsob December 17, 2016

    That's the same bitch from yesterday !! I'm starting to like her

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  • lonniems December 17, 2016

    ya I like her too. Bet she`s wild in the sack.

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  • acairman December 17, 2016

    happyjack and toreal making their Christmas card.

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    • happyjack December 17, 2016

      @acairman not working on my iPhone but seeing looking at the participants in the thumbnail and seeing as though they are white, I'm guessing it's probably you and your stanky momma.

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    • maddog123 December 18, 2016

      @acairman hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!yeah boy!

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  • twofords December 17, 2016

    She appears again, but still nobody says who she is.

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  • juandrama December 17, 2016

    phoenix Marie

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  • captianchaoz December 17, 2016

    She really bends over backwards for the D!!!

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