WERE YOU BORN WITH A DICK? NEVER DO THIS WITH IT

34 Comments
  • felterupgood December 20, 2016

    He won't do that again

    +1
  • strokerace December 20, 2016

    Oh boy i bet that tickles a bit on the ole twig and giggle berries.

    +0
  • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

    Not something to be proud of, but that bushland looks very Australian.

    I know the pain of one bull ant bite on the arm or foot, this freak must get off on interstellar pain levels.

    +2
    • maddog123 December 20, 2016

      This comment has been deleted

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      • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

        @maddog123 : Pandas come from China - they would evaporate here.

        Although there are a pair in the Adelaide Zoo but the breeding program isn't going too well because the male "Wang Wang" is gay....

        +1
        • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

          @wombatbytes : Mods - let's not go over the top with the deletions.

          Maddog accused me of fucking pandas in his "special" CAPSLOCK style. Fair enough, although not true - I can't get over the zoo fence.

          Delete the inane - not the fully retarded. You'll lose most of your user base.

          +1
          • nastybutler December 20, 2016

            @wombatbytes I agree.. I get kinda sad when I see that stuff was deleted before I could read it since half of my crazyshit experience is reading the comments. Why censor the site? Its almost a porn site so what's the big deal?

            +3
            • prolurkercrazy December 20, 2016

              @nastybutler Trump doesn't believe in the first amendment. People could say mean things about him like telling the truth rather than lying.

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          • felterupgood December 20, 2016

            @wombatbytes First time I

            have seen a deleted post. I can't imagine what might cause that after Eggs tortured everyone for 3 months.

            +1
    • maddog123 December 20, 2016

      @wombatbytes GODDAMIT MY BAD!!! ALL THIS TIME IVE BEEN TELLING OUCH? PANDAS? EH FUCK IT I WILL STICK TO KANGA GODDAM ROOS FROM NOW ON!!!!!

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      • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

        @maddog123 :

        Or dropbears.

        +0
      • skankhunt42 December 20, 2016

        @maddog123 STFU you dumb ass American fuckwitt

        -1
      • woodchipper30 December 20, 2016

        @maddog123 THIS IS WHY YOUR BALLS ITCH RIGHT

        +0
      • prolurkercrazy December 20, 2016

        @maddog123 let me get this straight; you are telling us that you have switched your sexually preferred Pandas to Kangaroos. I will note that down for future references...

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        • maddog123 December 21, 2016

          @prolurkercrazy huh nobody on here has to write down any thing on you we all know you like getting gang banged in the zoo by a bunch of gorillas !!!!!

          -1
          • prolurkercrazy December 21, 2016

            @maddog123 I am so proud of you. You found the Caps Lock key again! Bless you're heart.

            +0
  • luvthick December 20, 2016

    What's with you motherfuckers mutilating your dick??? Is it because you subconsciously know that you fucked the world over??? This mutilation shit must be penance!

    +0
  • skankhunt42 December 20, 2016

    Welcome to Australia CUNTS!

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  • freddykrueger December 20, 2016

    anteater impression!

    +3
  • breakfastblunt December 20, 2016

    @ouch You user submitting videos again?

    +4
    • ouch December 20, 2016

      @breakfastblunt lol Yeah man I got bored

      +0
  • toreal December 20, 2016

    FWP!!

    +3
    • ouch December 20, 2016

      @toreal really. FWP Zzzzzzzzz I bet you have friends called thuger thuger........

      +0
  • airsporter December 20, 2016

    He wouldent get away with doing that in my Yard..... The little fiery bastards ate my new tractor last night and carried it off!

    +1
  • whobe December 20, 2016

    I bet he has a high heel up his ass too.

    +2
  • sleeko December 20, 2016

    That's not going to make it any bigger, fool.

    +1
    • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

      @sleeko : Maybe it will for a few days.

      Then it will turn black and drop off!

      +0
  • captjim December 20, 2016

    Unsurprisingly, I was born knowing not to do that thank you very much.

    +0
  • woodchipper30 December 20, 2016

    ITS MADDOG

    +1
  • keno1226 December 20, 2016

    WHY???

    +0
    • prolurkercrazy December 20, 2016

      @keno1226 because it's maddog and his fucking diseased genitals.

      +0
  • rockinron December 21, 2016

    dude turn in your man card. you hate your dick more than the most brazin bull dyke feminist on earth ever could

    +0
  • soulconsumer December 21, 2016

    Humans......sick, perverted life forms.

    +0
  • bundyon December 21, 2016

    Well that was a bit of an ANTY climax..

    +0
 
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