I don't think life is worth living when your better half is missing
Chang Bob Square Pants!???
Physio at its best - But no big swinging dick.
Worst photoshop fail ever.
@blueball This is actually real. I saw the video of the aftermath of his car accident. He has gotten new prosthetic legs since then.
Does he really need that all that bed?
Just when you think that you got it bad.
I'm half the man I used to be
I don't think it matters how many pushups he can do, most women wouldn't be into him...especially if he cant get into them.
There were a few guys like this, one of them used to wear a metal bucket to protect what was left of his "lower half".
Vietnamese policeman was moved by the truck, but he miraculously stayed alive, although his body and ripped in two.
Why does he need three pillows?
Where does he keep his car keys?
Does he shit horizontally or can he shit straight up into the air?
@alwaysaproblem I don't car whether or not it's horizontal, north-south, or diagonal. How does he piss or shit at all!?
@txdo_msk This is for bigger minds than ours!