"Hey hon", When I said give me the blue pill for my headache, did you give me the Aleive or the Viagra?
Put that thing away before you poke someone's eye out!
That's one monumental erection.
You raise a good point
I actually took a picture there with a bunch of my friends pretty recently! Damn wish I had thought of that!!
i'd run from it
thank god dicks are not that big..