ALMOST THE PERFECT WOMAN

Only problem is she can't make sandwiches

  • ouch January 29, 2017

    Stumpy Pumpy

    +2 -1
  • maddog123 January 29, 2017

    MAMA WOULD HAVE HATED HER!!! DADDY WOULD HAV LOVED HER YEAH BOY SECOND BITCHES!!!

    +1 -5
    • maddog123 January 29, 2017

      @maddog123 I REMEMBER NOW!!!

      THIS IS A FUCKING REPOST TO!!!!!!!

      FUCK YOU ALL IM KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!

      +1 -4
  • soulconsumer January 29, 2017

    Nice photoshop.

    +6 -2
  • jewman January 29, 2017

    how would she clean her self?

    +0 -2
    • alwaysaproblem January 29, 2017

      @jewman I would be honored to lick her clean!

      +0 -1
  • jewman January 29, 2017

    fake photoshoped

    +1 -2
    • digupskulls January 29, 2017

      @jewman No shit Einstein! Did you come up with that conclusion all by yourself? Or did your team of rocket scientist help you out?

      +0 -3
  • jewman January 29, 2017

    nice work ouch

    +0 -2
    • ouch January 29, 2017

      @jewman wanna go halves in a rape charge?

      +3 -5
      • poekey_hoitz January 30, 2017

        @ouch

        My favourite things rhyme with grape.

        Problem is she can still talk though.

        +0 -2
  • goregasm January 29, 2017

    Guess those implants will cost ya an arm and a leg.... totally worth it tho

    +4 -2
  • stenchfart January 29, 2017

    looks like she works out

    +1 -2
  • freddykrueger January 29, 2017

    ilene?

    +1 -2
  • eyeh8dumbasses January 29, 2017

    Damn that's a big pussy

    +1 -2
  • kingbigballs January 29, 2017

    It would be perfect if the tits were real

    +0 -2
  • luvthick January 29, 2017

    She looks portable too, bet she can fit in the overhead airplane compartments.

    +1 -3
  • darksider803 January 29, 2017

    AWE Mom can I keep It? I will wash It and feed It and talk to It and fuck It!!!!!!!!!

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  • rentaro January 29, 2017

    WOW

    +1 -2
  • whobe January 29, 2017

    Who's going to make my sandwich?

    +0 -2
  • captjim January 29, 2017

    Sew the mouth shut and were there!

    +0 -2
  • james511969 January 29, 2017

    Perfect? If she's missing her vocal chords too, then yes she would be perfect!

    +1 -2
  • kingbigballs January 29, 2017

    The stuff Japan is coming out with is amazing where can I order one for

    +1 -2
    • ouch January 29, 2017

      @kingbigballs aliexpress.com

      +2 -1
  • freddykrueger January 29, 2017

    the Hindu goddess fuck worm!

    +0 -2
  • alwaysaproblem January 29, 2017

    After seeing that pussy, I'm wishing for oysters!

    +0 -1
  • alwaysaproblem January 29, 2017

    That pussy looks like the mouthpiece of a tuba. I'd love to play it!

    +0 -1
  • hayleybear January 29, 2017

    ...........I'm coming to the conclusion THAT YOUR A CUNT

    +0 -1
  • harly9 January 29, 2017

    That's some damn good PhotoShopping!

    +0 -1
  • bobadfett January 30, 2017

    Green screen. And certain cameras makes thing disappear

    +0 -1
  • bigbigjohnlee January 30, 2017

    Almost?????? wtf you mean almost???? mf'r that is the perfect woman, shes good looking she has bit tits, a purty mouth no arms or legs so she cant say no run or stop you from banging the shit out of her any time you want or even letting your buddy or even your dad have a go with her!! and that pussy look at it !! with those hip bones like that its like hand holds or you could get a running start at that one!

    +0 -2
  • u-n-i-verse-al January 30, 2017

    Grab her like a 6pack and carry her around.

    +1 -1
  • big_daddy305 January 31, 2017

    They could use that pussy as a suction cup to hold her up.

    +0 -1
  • tkilla1932 June 29, 2017

    now thats wat u call a pocket pussy lol

    +0 -0
 
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