In Japan food fights back by spilling your drink on you, here in the states, when food fights back you end up on the throne after eating taco bell
Moments later she stuffed it into her pixelated vagina
@goregasm lol +1
You gonna eat that ?
I hope that was hot oil that spilled in that gook's lap
Thats some fresh food!
The crab was like "Fuck you bitch!"
@luvthick..."Fuck you bitch!" and your plum sauce!
They'll figure out some way to fuck it before long.
Maybe that already happened. Maybe that's why it threw her coffee. Ever think of that?
@poekey_hoitz no, you only think about yourself
Took me 4 hours to cook a Lobster the other day...Damn thing kept reaching out of the pot and turned the gas off!
Don't have to worry to much about having crabs because you could only have one and you could kill it with a pitch fork.
Looks like in Japan restaurants don't need any chefs, nothing's cooked
Ironically, that tea was supposed the help fight crabs.
is there anything these iradiated mother fuckers won't eat raw?
Looks under cooked
I CANT SAY MUCH!!! I EAT RAW PUSSY!!! SO EACH IS HIS ON!!!
Grab said, "Fuck You! You ain't dipping me in that melted butter!"
next thing happens : thing jumps her face alien style and plants some eggs inside the dogchewingcunt
@walkingtimebomb "dogchewingcunt" Well put! +
I would never PISS OFF THAT MF" GIANT SNOW CRAB!!!
She's got crabs
@bobadfett Only one big one!