LMAO: WHAT THE FUCK DID HE THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?

56 Comments
  • zykario March 31, 2017

    Surely not expecting that when they invited him to a barbecue

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    • maddog123 April 1, 2017

      Surprise surprise surprise????

      NOT!!!

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  • airsporter March 31, 2017

    Pity it didnt weld his ray bans to his stupid face!

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  • GrimmWilder March 31, 2017

    YEAH......a floor show like that will damn sure score him some pussy

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    • motorboatagoat March 31, 2017

      @bucknuts makes sense, since it is a family reunion

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      • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

        @motorboatagoat Well in that area its ok to have sister friends with benefits

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  • luvthick March 31, 2017

    Toreal, don't worry I got this - FWP!!!

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  • oldrooster March 31, 2017

    he was hoping the rocket would give him 20 bucks afterward.

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  • james511969 March 31, 2017

    I'm sure that not the first time he's gotten sprayed in the face with hot stuff.

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  • jonny87 March 31, 2017

    Idea level - American

    Success level - American

    Summary - yanks are retards.

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    • vivalamigra March 31, 2017

      @jonny87 He appears to be of English heritage. Perhaps we can deport him.

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      • sarge07 March 31, 2017

        @vivalamigra, he needs professional mental help for his unnatural hatred of Americans.

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      • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

        @vivalamigra Hes just mad his yank trigender former boyband lover broke up with him.

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    • twisted1701 March 31, 2017

      @jonny87

      British-can only talk shit over a computer

      British- biggest pussy trolls on the planet by hiding from the comfort of his keyboard

      British- the biggest cowards on the planet.

      +3 -1
      • prolurkercrazy March 31, 2017

        @twisted1701 in all fairness that would be the French. But Brits are a close second

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        • luvthick March 31, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy lol! +1

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        • twisted1701 March 31, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy touché

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        • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy So where does that leave the Italians?

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          • prolurkercrazy March 31, 2017

            @bigsmokey86 well considering that Rome civilized the known world long ago I would leave them off that list.

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      • hollysmokebatman March 31, 2017

        @twisted1701 I think americans are the biggest cowards on the earth I mean you can't even pick a decent president .

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        • twisted1701 March 31, 2017

          @hollysmokebatman I like how you say it from the comfort of your keyboard. So who is the coward again lol

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          • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

            @twisted1701 I like how he didn't answer.

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        • twisted1701 March 31, 2017

          @hollysmokebatman I love my president. You just don't like him cause he is actually doing what is right for America and isn't some worthless piece of shit who did nothing but destroy our country with lies and racial hate, but I have one question. Where are you from.

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          • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

            @twisted1701 His moms basement

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          • hollysmokebatman April 1, 2017

            @twisted1701 only keyboard coward is you twisted, just like a yank full of shit, I mean what country allows the retarded to carry guns go into schools and kill the innocent. Only in america land of the cowards

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            • twisted1701 April 1, 2017

              @hollysmokebatman okay keyboard tuff guy. Keep barking

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        • sarge07 March 31, 2017

          @hollysmokebatman, then why do we always come to the defense of the weak? Why are we always the first to render aid during man made or natural disasters? Why are the ones to give more in aid to nations over any other?

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          • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

            @sarge07 Your right about our pulling so much weight in the world but I'm tired of us always being the go to for everything. Its time we concentrate on home for the next 10 years

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            • sarge07 March 31, 2017

              @bigsmokey86, a lot ofus agree.

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          • hollysmokebatman April 1, 2017

            @sarge07 weak are you for real! Wasn't we the first country to come out of the eu, and now they want to shit on us, no we the first country to stand up to having no more illegal in our country and who is try to follow us? Bloody america trump is stealing our ideas typical yank

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            • sarge07 April 1, 2017

              @hollysmokebatman, what drugs are you taking? You seem to think that what the US does and you leaving a socialist union is remotely comparable. Stealing your ideas? Again useless rambling.

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      • hollysmokebatman April 1, 2017

        @twisted1701 shit even the yanks can't finish a war without asking britain for help, I mean you even asking our country to help bring down binladen and sadam . Simply because america cant do the job so they send in the british america starts a war but can't finish it without asking other country's for help.

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        • sarge07 April 1, 2017

          @hollysmokebatman, in case you forgot, the UN demanded we get coalition assistance, then tied our hands with useless European rules of engagement. I'll tell you this, the British and Scots units I served with would bitch slap the shit out your pussy ass. What a whiney baby. Seek help johnny

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          • hollysmokebatman April 1, 2017

            @sarge07 incase you forgot you americunts lost most of your battles and ask the rest of the world for help, I mean vietnam kicked your asses, iraq again kicked your ass and you asked for help because only thing americunts know is to shoot there fat coward gobs off , as for the johnny he does what he wants,only timevyou open your fat trap is with back up

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    • bigsmokey86 March 31, 2017

      @jonny87 Fuck you

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  • smellthis March 31, 2017

    Hey y'all! I just thought of a cool idea!!??!?

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  • motorboatagoat March 31, 2017

    Closest shave he's ever had

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  • sipo70 March 31, 2017

    Laughing out loud!

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  • cptnpinkbeard March 31, 2017

    I think this dip shit must be related to that fat fuck that likes to get hit in the nuts. Retard runs in the family

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  • houndog35 March 31, 2017

    THE WILE E COYOTE SCHOOL OF HOW TO FIRE ROCKETS ...

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  • sarge07 March 31, 2017

    Hey hold my beer and watch this. As my Grandmother used to say, "Stupid people shouldn't breed".

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    • hollysmokebatman April 1, 2017

      @sarge07 so you was a mistake then

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      • sarge07 April 1, 2017

        @hollysmokebatman, not as big a mistake as your sorry ass bitch.

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  • stevenkk March 31, 2017

    I can see some white garbage on the floor

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  • dozer67 March 31, 2017

    Ha you could not expect anything better from a dumb ass like this guy.

    +2 -0
  • truckingman March 31, 2017

    I hope the victim, of his own stupidity and liquide stupidity, enjoys the taste of MF" BURNING MAGNESIUM AND MAGNESIUM OXIDE!

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  • fatlarry March 31, 2017

    what a fuckin moron the best part of him ran down his moms ass crack

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  • drewstl March 31, 2017

    Dude got no BRAIN

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  • ouch March 31, 2017

    DERP!

    +3 -1
    • GrimmWilder March 31, 2017

      @ouch ....you got a permit to use that derp?

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  • redrocker April 1, 2017

    stick it in your urethra for your next trick.

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  • mr.voorhees April 1, 2017

    He never see dat comin'

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  • deadpen April 1, 2017

    It was at this point he figured out it wasn't like sucking dicks.

    +1 -0
  • What a badass facial

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