GYM MEMBERSHIPS FUCK YOU

He hasn't been that flexible since he was a church choir boy

35 Comments
  • underpants April 8, 2017

    Looks like it's upper body exercises only from now on for this guy.

    +5 -2
  • james511969 April 8, 2017

    I got to get that machine for my wife!!!!

    +14 -4
    • noihavetosaythis April 15, 2017

      @james511969 . . but how is she going to make sandwiches with that??

      +0 -0
  • Cory H. April 8, 2017

    That's awesome. I laughed.

    +9 -5
  • picklehiesner April 8, 2017

    Damn machines are confusing

    +5 -1
  • big_daddy305 April 8, 2017

    Now he can suck his own dick

    +10 -3
    • luvthick April 8, 2017

      @big_daddy305 +1

      +4 -5
    • james511969 April 8, 2017

      @big_daddy305 some of us don't have that problem...

      Meaning, that's not something I want to be able to do.

      +4 -3
  • whobe April 8, 2017

    Now he can suck his own dick with no problem.

    +4 -3
  • maddog123 April 8, 2017

    Fuck that I'll just stick to curling beer cans to my mouth all summer oh and lifting cases of beer carrying em to the truck great for full body strength!!!!!!

    +6 -1
  • oathbreaker April 8, 2017

    got no time to waste...gotta stretch and lift at the same time

    +7 -0
    • bigsmokey86 April 8, 2017

      @oathbreaker And get a snapped vertebrae

      +3 -2
      • oathbreaker April 8, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 dumb people = job security for doctors

        +4 -1
        • bigsmokey86 April 8, 2017

          @oathbreaker Lol and undertakers.

          +2 -3
  • bigsmokey86 April 8, 2017

    Lawsuit pending.

    +2 -3
  • GrimmWilder April 8, 2017

    That's about some goofy-ass way to workout!!

    +3 -2
  • sealex April 8, 2017

    First of all that's a female, and second I bet she would never let her man bend her that much before that day.

    +3 -0
  • ouch April 8, 2017

    PMFSL hahahhahahahhahahahahahaha

    +5 -4
  • boobles April 8, 2017

    That was brilliant

    +5 -3
  • inshane April 8, 2017

    Fart machine

    +3 -1
  • airsporter April 8, 2017

    Live by the catapult -Die by the catapult.

    It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your own balls!

    +3 -2
  • sirfartsalot April 8, 2017

    You can almost hear his spine snap.

    +5 -0
  • cazaly April 8, 2017

    After having a shit of a day at the salt mine, this has worked wonders. Funny as fuck.

    +5 -2
  • truckingman April 8, 2017

    Just shaking his head, ..............................

    +3 -0
  • h-town71 April 8, 2017

    This guy kissed his own ass.....

    +4 -1
  • workingfortheweekend April 8, 2017

    Nice sex device

    +2 -3
  • runforestrun April 8, 2017

    You are screwed when u can lick your own tant

    +4 -2
  • redpig April 9, 2017

    That's one way of loosening up

    +4 -1
  • sarge07 April 9, 2017

    I haven't laughed so hard all day, at least now he can polish his own knob

    +1 -3
  • happyendings April 9, 2017

    Origamigym ^^

    +2 -1
    • sarge07 April 9, 2017

      @happyendings Tacogami

      +1 -1
  • hatchetface April 9, 2017

    Dude takes the time to set down the clipboard lol

    +2 -1
 
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