He hasn't been that flexible since he was a church choir boy
Looks like it's upper body exercises only from now on for this guy.
I got to get that machine for my wife!!!!
@james511969 . . but how is she going to make sandwiches with that??
That's awesome. I laughed.
Damn machines are confusing
Now he can suck his own dick
@big_daddy305 some of us don't have that problem...
Meaning, that's not something I want to be able to do.
Now he can suck his own dick with no problem.
Fuck that I'll just stick to curling beer cans to my mouth all summer oh and lifting cases of beer carrying em to the truck great for full body strength!!!!!!
got no time to waste...gotta stretch and lift at the same time
@oathbreaker And get a snapped vertebrae
@bigsmokey86 dumb people = job security for doctors
@oathbreaker Lol and undertakers.
That's about some goofy-ass way to workout!!
First of all that's a female, and second I bet she would never let her man bend her that much before that day.
That was brilliant
Live by the catapult -Die by the catapult.
It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your own balls!
You can almost hear his spine snap.
After having a shit of a day at the salt mine, this has worked wonders. Funny as fuck.
Just shaking his head, ..............................
This guy kissed his own ass.....
Nice sex device
You are screwed when u can lick your own tant
That's one way of loosening up
I haven't laughed so hard all day, at least now he can polish his own knob
Dude takes the time to set down the clipboard lol