Just once, I'd love to see someone accidentally slip and just swallow that whole thing.
@Txdo_msk, I would not what to be ginocalliist, who is on call, who has to remove the two litter bottle of Pepsi, that is deeply inserted itno her womb, from a patient's vaginal enterance...
@truckingman as usual your very visual style of writing has me cracking the fuck up. Blue fuck that is ... lol
@truckingman I hate warm soda as well!
@truckingman .not a chance Brother....we called them "Birthing hips" back in the day.....
So this is the outtakes of that PEPSI commercial.
And you said you hated Pepsi treehouse!!!
@maddog123 I'm not treehouse dummy!!!
@goodster my bad I've broke my glasses and I'm piss gone drunk!!!
@goodsterno its actually the input of the pepsi commercial
She must have a vag like a hippo's yawn...
@boobles as long as she doesn't fart like a hippo on youtube, I'm satisfied...
@boobles . . that's better than the gay dudes who do the same and will never be able to hold their own shit again.
The human tripod's dream.
No wonder Pepsi taste like crap look where it came from.
@whobe the same place you did
she took that like a champ
Why is this the only kind of porn I can fap to?
Takes Shoplifting to new Highs. - Mind the label Love!
She must be a champ at giving birth
FAKE! everyone knows PEPSI fucks you in the ass!
Just the rite size !!!!
i always thought there was something fishy about pepsi.
damn, did she use the Nutella for lube?
Pepsi cum, now hunni can you manage a bottle of vodka ?
She agrees with me. Fuck Pepsi!
I used to fist my ex wife's pussy just like that !
@hollysmokebatman no wonder why she left you
Yeah, I prefer Pepsi over Coke, too.
Why does she want her twat soooo stretched out ???
@reluctantseeer So she can get that dudes car out of there...he finally found the keys!
I always wonder how someone makes it their goal to get something big in their ass or pussy. Do they just wake up one morning and decide to work on stretching an orifice ?
Why ruin your pussy with all that carbonated sugar.
No fucking way do I stand a chance against that
I could never understand why anyone would want their twat stretched out so far that its become useless for pleasure. If I came across this, there probably wouldn't be a 2nd date.
Makes their mouth feel tighter. It's a yen yang thing
Hey, who's got a Mentos???
That is depressing for any man. No man has a cock that size so she'll never be pleased.
Some poor bastard is feeling like less of a man because he's not able to get her off.
Outtakes from the Kardashian Pepsi commercial? Nice!
@wolverinemac5 Well they are trained to put black dick shaped objects there so it isn't their fault LOL.
I can't even hope to rub my dick on one side of that tunnel and hope the other side gets jealous and moves over! Pretty sure that vag has an echo if you yell into it.
These bottles (and cans) sit in a warehouse where rats and mice run across them. Rodents drag their little furry balls and dicks as they run around, they also leave piss trails so they can find their way back home.
Enjoy that vaginal infection.
So that's the "special sauce" in Pepsi and Coke
Aaaaannd this is why stupid lazy yanks hate black dudes ,those black guys spoil all the fun and damage the white trash bitches
@stevenkk....aaaand shouldn't you be busy suckin muslim dick or some shit you limey piece of fuck? Irregardless, go eat a bag of dicks and choke to death on em.
Should've done a 360 on it, to twist the lid off!
Hopefully all of her children will be born with size 13 feet.
Born? Hell they just fall out of that hole
Remember me the guy and the glass bottle...
Gotta be better than that Coke Zero Shit. Tunnel guttered fucking town bike.
There must be some kind of life lesson here, but I just don't get it.
Don't do drugs
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TAKE THE PEPSI CHALLENGE.
And my woman literally cries tears when I jam my junk in her rear end.
Do you cry when she tags your ass with her 12 inch strap on?
Coca Cola PAID HER TO DO THAT SO PARENTS WILL STOP BUYING PEPSI FOR THEIR CHILDREN,
looks like she has a nice set of hangers on that blown out clam
what you couldn't shove the whole fucking thing in there I call fail.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
All that's missing is a loaded meth pipe sitting in an ashtray next to her, then it'd be just like a normal Fri or Sat night here in Silicon Valley.