as bright as a new penny she was...bless her soul
@allcaps the next time you get a new penny in change you think about this dear sweet girl....to the fucks that minused me
Spread them legs cuck
@maddog123 fuck thats some hole to fill
Don't spread this around folks because I might run for office one day but I believe if no one was watching and I could get by with it I would fuck the life back into that broken cunt !!! Eat it too!!!!!
@maddog123, I believe you.
This ain't no bull shit I knew a dude here that knew a dude that worked night shift at the funeral home!!! Anyway me and dude are getting pretty drunk and I said tell you what you drive and I will pay for some prostitute pleasure aka STD!!! and dude says I can do better than that!! I can set us up with some pussy free of charge just let me call someone??? So he calls and says let's go? Let's go get some puss!!! Hell yeah!!! So off we went but that's where it all came undone for me!!! We pull into this funeral home parking lot and dude says come on but I said I wasn't have any I hate these places!! I ain't meeting any women in there that works around dead people!!! And dude says they don't work here??? Then who or what the hell are we doing here??? And dude says the fellow that takes care of this place after hours has not only the best weed but is a fucking freak loves to fuck the dead girls that look good that come thru here!!! And I said good weed huh??? So we go in and dude that worked there says man you fuckers are in luck tonight??? We got a fresh one in and she's got a nice little ass !!! But there one small problem??? Her head got smashed pretty good in a car wreck!!! So we will have too put a towel over her face but its all good!!!??? But I tell you folks right now maddog wasn't having any I just wanted the kick ass weed!!!
So we finally time up god it was good!!! The fucking weed assholes I no what your thinking!!! Anyway we get stoned and the freak dude says I'm first fuckers!!! And we go into this room and laying there is a nice well shaped young girl with blonde hair pussy and a towel over her face! So dude drops his pants and starts humping the shit out of the dead girl and if things couldn't get even creepier!?? It did all of a sudden her brain falls out and slides onto the stainless steel table and dude yells at us to push the fucking brain back in that he couldn't cum looking at her brains??? So my used to be friend starts trying to push the brain back in and its all slippery and shit and dudes humping the fuck out of the dead chick and I'm laughing my ass off by now one a fucking and the other trying to keep her brain in her skull and then as if it couldn't get even more creepier dude blows his load pulls out and squirts all over my friend who jerks away still holding the brain and slings it against the fucking wall!!! I swear it sticks to the wall then slowly slid down the wall to the floor!!!
God what a night!!! And no I didn't touch her!!! I went home took a shower three times burned my clothes and puked my ass off as I was coming down and remembering that brain and shit and that smell in my mouth dead pussy!!! Man!
Good times !! Yeah boy!!!
@maddog123 Hey fuck-face! Do you have any children? I am going to track you down and call the authorities on your putrid ass!
@alwaysaproblem...children? like a deranged 10 y/o?
@maddog123 Are you talking about "hollysmokebatman"?
@alwaysaproblem what are you smoking??? I'm talking forty freaking years ago!!! That bitch dude fucked is dog bones by now
@maddog123 So you're saying that she won't be available for next Saturday Night? Never Mind! +
@maddog123 .. she is making an asphalt angel.
I've left a couple chicks feeling like that
@hatchetface you go girl
I'd lick her pussy.
@peaks looks like she's on the rag right now!
Oops officer I'm sorry I was going to take a leek and tripped and ended up penetrating her by accident. I promise I'll stop humping as soon as I finish cuz once I start I can't stop till I'm done. Give me 2 minutes.
Just imagine the possibilities!
Looks like one of those little Japanese sex dolls that fat shut-ins buy
looks like somebody has a crush on her
Looks like she's all tore up on which way to go
@ouch -4 DERP!
How did this happen? What's the backstory?
@bigsmokey86 I think she fell from 3 Stories and broke her Back?
@ouch -5 DERP
@bigsmokey86 I would say hit by high speed car. torn leg, missing shoes. If you notice alot of times when people get hit by a car their shoes get knocked off.
@bigsmokey86 she got run over by a truck man
@kungfubeaner I was thinking it was a murder by a jealous man or something.
@bigsmokey86 looks like murder by dump-truck!
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@lonniems Ok Otis Driftwood.
Definitely a victim of the evil bus. Just look at the tread marks on her legs.
@harly9 it was the evil van the evil bus wold have crushed her ass
she looks like she got raped by the evil van
Ex Brazil champion of balancing act.
What a beautiful girl. It's too bad!
Notice the tire marks going across her legs. Thus, making it easy to hit bottom in that pussy!
The lengths some people to get the perfect body
I'll bet she do anal now.
Dave did the victim was hit with a glancing blow by a speeding truck?
I'd say there's enough there to work with
she seems a bit old to still be wearing braces though...
dam this weebssite has changed since last year, what happened???? Can i change to Crazyshit basic???
@joedumber The decline is scary!
@luvthick...she took death like a slut!
@freddykrueger Death is a kinky mother fucker. He needs to hear a few snaps when his chicks spread eagle.
think she had huge dick in her
damn!! thats some wound pussy i could really eat
damn she was fine too ,,,what a waste of a fine girl damn
looks like an infant cpr doll
That's what I like to call spread eagle
What a hoe. Close them legs.