SPREAD. DEAD.

53 Comments
  • allcaps April 29, 2017

    as bright as a new penny she was...bless her soul

    +3 -5
    • allcaps May 1, 2017

      @allcaps the next time you get a new penny in change you think about this dear sweet girl....to the fucks that minused me

      +0 -3
  • maddog123 April 29, 2017

    Spread them legs cuck

    +4 -5
    • hollysmokebatman April 29, 2017

      @maddog123 fuck thats some hole to fill

      +3 -1
      • maddog123 April 29, 2017

        Don't spread this around folks because I might run for office one day but I believe if no one was watching and I could get by with it I would fuck the life back into that broken cunt !!! Eat it too!!!!!

        +5 -1
        • Cory H. April 30, 2017

          @maddog123, I believe you.

          +1 -3
          • maddog123 April 30, 2017

            This ain't no bull shit I knew a dude here that knew a dude that worked night shift at the funeral home!!! Anyway me and dude are getting pretty drunk and I said tell you what you drive and I will pay for some prostitute pleasure aka STD!!! and dude says I can do better than that!! I can set us up with some pussy free of charge just let me call someone??? So he calls and says let's go? Let's go get some puss!!! Hell yeah!!! So off we went but that's where it all came undone for me!!! We pull into this funeral home parking lot and dude says come on but I said I wasn't have any I hate these places!! I ain't meeting any women in there that works around dead people!!! And dude says they don't work here??? Then who or what the hell are we doing here??? And dude says the fellow that takes care of this place after hours has not only the best weed but is a fucking freak loves to fuck the dead girls that look good that come thru here!!! And I said good weed huh??? So we go in and dude that worked there says man you fuckers are in luck tonight??? We got a fresh one in and she's got a nice little ass !!! But there one small problem??? Her head got smashed pretty good in a car wreck!!! So we will have too put a towel over her face but its all good!!!??? But I tell you folks right now maddog wasn't having any I just wanted the kick ass weed!!!

            So we finally time up god it was good!!! The fucking weed assholes I no what your thinking!!! Anyway we get stoned and the freak dude says I'm first fuckers!!! And we go into this room and laying there is a nice well shaped young girl with blonde hair pussy and a towel over her face! So dude drops his pants and starts humping the shit out of the dead girl and if things couldn't get even creepier!?? It did all of a sudden her brain falls out and slides onto the stainless steel table and dude yells at us to push the fucking brain back in that he couldn't cum looking at her brains??? So my used to be friend starts trying to push the brain back in and its all slippery and shit and dudes humping the fuck out of the dead chick and I'm laughing my ass off by now one a fucking and the other trying to keep her brain in her skull and then as if it couldn't get even more creepier dude blows his load pulls out and squirts all over my friend who jerks away still holding the brain and slings it against the fucking wall!!! I swear it sticks to the wall then slowly slid down the wall to the floor!!!

            God what a night!!! And no I didn't touch her!!! I went home took a shower three times burned my clothes and puked my ass off as I was coming down and remembering that brain and shit and that smell in my mouth dead pussy!!! Man!

            Good times !! Yeah boy!!!

            +4 -2
            • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

              @maddog123 Hey fuck-face! Do you have any children? I am going to track you down and call the authorities on your putrid ass!

              +1 -3
              • freddykrueger April 30, 2017

                @alwaysaproblem...children? like a deranged 10 y/o?

                +2 -3
        • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

          @maddog123 Are you talking about "hollysmokebatman"?

          +1 -3
          • maddog123 April 30, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem what are you smoking??? I'm talking forty freaking years ago!!! That bitch dude fucked is dog bones by now

            Yeah boy!!!

            +3 -2
            • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

              @maddog123 So you're saying that she won't be available for next Saturday Night? Never Mind! +

              +2 -3
    • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

      @maddog123 .. she is making an asphalt angel.

      +0 -1
  • hatchetface April 29, 2017

    I've left a couple chicks feeling like that

    +6 -5
  • peaks April 29, 2017

    I'd lick her pussy.

    +2 -9
    • james511969 April 29, 2017

      @peaks looks like she's on the rag right now!

      +3 -6
  • sealex April 29, 2017

    Oops officer I'm sorry I was going to take a leek and tripped and ended up penetrating her by accident. I promise I'll stop humping as soon as I finish cuz once I start I can't stop till I'm done. Give me 2 minutes.

    +5 -4
  • soulconsumer April 29, 2017

    Just imagine the possibilities!

    +5 -3
  • txdo_msk April 29, 2017

    Looks like one of those little Japanese sex dolls that fat shut-ins buy

    +2 -6
  • stenchfart April 29, 2017

    looks like somebody has a crush on her

    +9 -2
  • ouch April 29, 2017

    Looks like she's all tore up on which way to go

    +4 -5
    • ouch April 30, 2017

      @ouch -4 DERP!

      +0 -4
  • bigsmokey86 April 29, 2017

    How did this happen? What's the backstory?

    +3 -6
    • ouch April 29, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 I think she fell from 3 Stories and broke her Back?

      +2 -6
      • ouch April 30, 2017

        @ouch -5 DERP

        +0 -4
    • lonniems April 29, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 I would say hit by high speed car. torn leg, missing shoes. If you notice alot of times when people get hit by a car their shoes get knocked off.

      +4 -4
    • kungfubeaner April 29, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 she got run over by a truck man

      +7 -1
      • bigsmokey86 April 29, 2017

        @kungfubeaner I was thinking it was a murder by a jealous man or something.

        +3 -5
        • alwaysaproblem April 29, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 looks like murder by dump-truck!

          +2 -4
  • lonniems April 29, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

    +1 -6
    • joat_amos April 29, 2017

      @lonniems Ok Otis Driftwood.

      +4 -2
  • GrimmWilder April 29, 2017

    How sad.................:(

    +3 -6
  • harly9 April 29, 2017

    Definitely a victim of the evil bus. Just look at the tread marks on her legs.

    +5 -2
    • ericcool321 May 6, 2017

      @harly9 it was the evil van the evil bus wold have crushed her ass

      +0 -0
  • whobe April 29, 2017

    Evil crush.

    +3 -4
  • ericcool321 April 29, 2017

    she looks like she got raped by the evil van

    +4 -3
  • mr.voorhees April 29, 2017

    Ex Brazil champion of balancing act.

    +5 -3
  • alwaysaproblem April 29, 2017

    What a beautiful girl. It's too bad!

    +2 -4
  • alwaysaproblem April 29, 2017

    Notice the tire marks going across her legs. Thus, making it easy to hit bottom in that pussy!

    +1 -5
  • vi11@in April 29, 2017

    The lengths some people to get the perfect body

    +4 -2
  • sharkbait April 29, 2017

    I'll bet she do anal now.

    +5 -3
  • truckingman April 29, 2017

    Dave did the victim was hit with a glancing blow by a speeding truck?

    +4 -1
  • oathbreaker April 29, 2017

    I'd say there's enough there to work with

    +2 -5
  • oathbreaker April 29, 2017

    she seems a bit old to still be wearing braces though...

    +1 -5
  • joedumber April 30, 2017

    dam this weebssite has changed since last year, what happened???? Can i change to Crazyshit basic???

    +2 -2
  • luvthick April 30, 2017

    Holy Fuck!

    +0 -3
    • freddykrueger April 30, 2017

      @luvthick...she took death like a slut!

      +0 -4
      • luvthick April 30, 2017

        @freddykrueger Death is a kinky mother fucker. He needs to hear a few snaps when his chicks spread eagle.

        +0 -4
  • kawabongaz April 30, 2017

    think she had huge dick in her

    +2 -2
  • rockinron April 30, 2017

    damn!! thats some wound pussy i could really eat

    +3 -1
  • juandrama April 30, 2017

    damn she was fine too ,,,what a waste of a fine girl damn

    +3 -1
  • shitskinssuck May 25, 2017

    looks like an infant cpr doll

    +0 -0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register