THE SAMPLER

67 Comments
  • Cory H. April 30, 2017

    Dude needs to hit the airport next.

    +6 -6
    • luvthick April 30, 2017

      @Cory H.

      He must be smuggling ivory from the Ivory Coast.

      +4 -7
      • james511969 April 30, 2017

        @luvthick your beach party photo??? ;) lol +

        +4 -6
        • luvthick April 30, 2017

          @james511969 Damn! You caught me, that's me in the water, while my boy checks for sand in the pussy.

          +5 -6
          • james511969 April 30, 2017

            @luvthick haha! Thought so!!! +

            +3 -6
          • sarge07 April 30, 2017

            @luvthick better be checking for crabs.

            +2 -5
    • felterupgood April 30, 2017

      @Cory H.

      1/3 of your 72 virgins. When you finish these we'll visit the morgue for 25 more

      +1 -6
  • fockenperv April 30, 2017

    Damn, that is a lot of ass sammich

    +5 -3
  • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

    The ONLY word that I can think of is, STANK!

    +1 -8
    • moneyman96 May 3, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem -You're GAY!!

      +0 -0
  • maddog123 April 30, 2017

    I threw up a little in my mouth!!!

    +4 -4
  • 72jayd April 30, 2017

    Did this guy win or lose a bet.

    +5 -3
  • airsporter April 30, 2017

    If he'd get his nose out of her ass and pressed his ear against it he would be able to hear the sea.

    +3 -5
  • rouge_et_blanc April 30, 2017

    Beached whales

    +1 -7
  • monkeycatcher April 30, 2017

    FFBP

    +4 -6
  • drewstl April 30, 2017

    Y'all know he got all kinds of Crabs in his mouth!

    +1 -8
  • maddog123 April 30, 2017

    Old lovesthick really loves his deserts!!!

    +4 -2
  • allcaps April 30, 2017

    i remember a joke about klu klux kenivle trying to jump a row of them with a steam roller

    +1 -9
  • daveoconnor4747 April 30, 2017

    J'aime le SIDA

    +4 -3
  • james511969 April 30, 2017

    A bunch of beached whales on earth day and the damn media doesn't cover it!

    Fake news!!!

    +1 -6
  • bollockhead April 30, 2017

    he trying to find the right float before the tide comes in

    +4 -3
  • GrimmWilder April 30, 2017

    Oh my goodness........"BEHIND ME SATIN, BEHIND ME"!!!

    +2 -6
    • sarge07 April 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder "satin"? Satan perhaps? Why would you be afraid of shiny cloth?

      +0 -5
  • putrifaction April 30, 2017

    I'd wear 'em out all day, baby!

    +2 -6
  • lonniems April 30, 2017

    he loves them bbw`s

    +3 -6
  • runforestrun April 30, 2017

    Jerome is shoulders deep in boomsheikas ass..pace yourself you'll never get past the 3rd. that some serious ghetto buffet on the beach

    +4 -4
  • hatchetface April 30, 2017

    I'll pass thanks!

    +5 -3
  • kingbigballs April 30, 2017

    Just sampling the difference flavors of AIDS

    +3 -7
    • luvthick April 30, 2017

      @kingbigballs

      If that's the case, those are some healthy looking Aids patients.

      +3 -6
      • kingbigballs May 1, 2017

        @luvthick there is nothing healthy looking about those girls it's more sad than anything

        +1 -3
    • hatchetface May 2, 2017

      @kingbigballs via the poopoo platter

      +1 -1
  • whobe April 30, 2017

    That's not how you coax a orca back into the water.

    +1 -7
    • freddykrueger May 1, 2017

      @whobe...did he died?

      +2 -1
      • sarge07 May 1, 2017

        @freddykrueger he got sucked into the black hole

        +0 -0
  • cptnpinkbeard April 30, 2017

    I hope he waited the required 45 min after eating to swim

    +6 -3
  • airsporter April 30, 2017

    And they tell us these poor boat people are starving and give them a Welcome to Europe Ticket!

    +1 -5
  • stevenkk April 30, 2017

    Pass.

    +4 -3
  • mclovin510 April 30, 2017

    On the movie set of Roots 2

    +5 -5
  • rockinron April 30, 2017

    well that explains why the ocean smells like dead fish.

    +5 -4
  • sarge07 April 30, 2017

    Good thing I stocked up on eye bleach, beaner, this is just nasty!

    +0 -5
  • sarge07 April 30, 2017

    I like big butts and I cannot lie. Neg away, butt someone had to do it. LOL

    +1 -6
    • luvthick April 30, 2017

      @sarge07

      Don't be ashamed, get your Sir Mix-a-Lot on!

      +3 -7
  • bitch choker April 30, 2017

    Elephants in the sand

    +2 -6
  • blueballedbastard April 30, 2017

    This man is a hero! Just look at him performing CPR on the blowhole of one of those beaches whales!!

    +5 -3
  • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

    He over-inflated them!

    +3 -5
    • desky57 August 13, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem I thought that was funny, yes its body shaming, but its a joke.

      +0 -0
  • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

    Is it true, if you hold your ear to a woman's asshole, you can hear the ocean?

    +1 -5
    • luvthick April 30, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem

      IDK, but I do know that if you hold your ear there long enough, you might hear a loud thud, followed by a mist of colorful rectal debris, and an aroma that will hit you, after you recover from the initial shock of the blast that just took place... Who knows, you might get lucky, If all they ate were coconuts, then you'll just think that you got hit with a Bath & Body coco shea sample.

      ;-)

      +3 -7
      • GrimmWilder May 1, 2017

        @luvthick .........A most unfortunate fate, rivaling the very gates of hell, Oh my brethren,.,..,.,.,.,.

        +3 -7
      • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

        @luvthick Makes sense. I can live with that. +

        +2 -2
      • sarge07 May 1, 2017

        @luvthick sounds like the inquisition

        +1 -2
      • desky57 August 13, 2017

        @luvthick I dont know bout that, Ive seen a woman push out turd balls and then place them into her twat, somebodies are liking that shit

        +0 -0
  • joat_amos May 1, 2017

    Inspector Vadget.

    +5 -3
  • noodles40701 May 1, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

    +1 -1
    • Cory H. May 1, 2017

      @noodles40701, Please consolidate them one liners into a post or two in the future.

      +1 -0
      • sarge07 May 2, 2017

        @Cory H. noodle is acting like rest of the spoiled children

        +0 -1
        • Cory H. May 2, 2017

          @sarge07, They sure can fuck up a website quickly when there's a few of them left to do as they want. Like weeds in a garden. Gotta get rid of them as they pop up.

          +1 -0
          • sarge07 May 2, 2017

            @Cory H. yea, and notice how the negs are racked up? someone's got a lot of ID's, or in the months before I actually signed up (watched and read a lot of comments) the majority of the ratings were positive. I have noticed a few that started and the ratings really took a dive.

            +0 -0
  • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

    Now, that's dedication!

    +1 -1
  • fatlarry May 1, 2017

    gross

    +1 -1
  • moneyman96 May 3, 2017

    Looks like heaven to me

    +0 -0
  • deadmidget4fun May 3, 2017

    All you can eat barfet

    +0 -0
  • ericcool321 May 6, 2017

    diffrent aromas of shit

    +0 -0
  • therath May 6, 2017

    All da ass he can at an dim sum!

    +0 -0
  • rob da hood May 8, 2017

    He better watch he does not get lost in there.....

    +0 -0
  • tkilla1932 July 16, 2017

    white men act like they dnt like big booty lol cuz yall dicks be too small

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein August 9, 2017

    EW!! Do you know how much bacteria & fecal matter you're getting in your mouth?!!! >PUKE<

    +0 -0
 
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