id fucking kill that faget, i strangle him to death with my bear hands. hey guess what, i am fir
@jewman you like shemales. Don't feel uncomfortable. We love you!
See I told you people a long time ago Hillary had one!!!
@jewman rip its fucking balls out
@bollockhead weres my baseball bat
@hollysmokebatman get my double barrel shot gun
U rather suck on dat dick.
@jewman would you do that before or after you fuck him?
@jewman I want to see your bear hands. I bet those are rad. Or did you mean bare hands?
It's funny how freaked out all the guys get. Over-compensating to be a big, macho man. But all you pussies act like you're scared of her. LOL! If you don't like it, MOVE ON!
Tomorrow I'm installing ejector seats in my car
@hatchetface and deinstalling the erector seats
@hatchetface ya the james bond type
If that's a hooker I'd want my $$ back!!
@GrimmWilder Dude, package check first, didn't you learn that in the PI?
Ha ha .... they are too busy checking their own package to notice his.
@GrimmWilder if not im sure youd still fuck her
"Then she whipped out a dick that was bigger then mine"
@joat_amos Ya beat me to it LOL
@sarge07 so you got a micro dick
@bollockhead mean, just mean, LOL
@sarge07 I bet he sucks Sarah Palin's dick often. Profile pic says it all.
@joat_amos even a midget got a bigger one than you
I wonder if my dick is bigger then your mothers?
@joat_amos awwwww my mothers shit that's lame
@bollockhead who pissed in you Weetabix?
@sarge07 I did sorry couldn`t wait
@bollockhead LOL +5
Noooo!!! The top half is too hot!
That is NOT a stick shift and ball bearings
Now I know why haleybear was so angry all the time!!!
@maddog123 yeah ! Where is that guy? He was funny as fuck! Alwaysaproblem and him used to run this place .
@stevenkk cory H shot him well both on a hunting expodition !!!
There heads are mounted on his wall in his den!!!
@stevenkk Haley is still posting under two new and different names. "holysmokebateman & bollockhead"!
@alwaysaproblem don't forget you said that about me , fuck this guy is a legend
@bloodyhell Forgot all about you. I would like to amend my comment to include "bloodyhell"! It must be a bitch posting from three separate computers!
@stevenkk probably got tired of the spoiled children negging every post
@sarge07 Not Haley! +
@sarge07 do the little minus signs bother you?
@sarge07 perhaps you should chastise @alwaysachild for that behavior. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that your little band of racist autocrats wouldn't do that since you all have so much moral authority.....
@prolurkercrazy What brand of dildo do you use?
@prolurkercrazy, and you claim to have the moral high ground by labeling people "racist autocrats"?
This would be a good start of a horror film.
@72jayd yeah boy they could call it Friday the seven inch!!!
Not even ouch would fuck that
@ouch lying fucker lolol
@ouch we know your standards, you'd probably Fuck Caitlyn Jenner before Bailey Jay
@corruptedsob ew, that made me throw up a little
@corruptedsob I had to Google them cunts
@corruptedsob I looked up "Bailey Jay", and lo and behold that IS Bailey Jay, look at the face.
He fell for the old alien abduction menu trick poor sod.
I'd have to kill that "date".
@sexmaster Aaaawww, are you such a big pussy that you're scared of a chick with a dick?!
What a nice smile
@underpants Isn't that a shame. Cut that dick off and IT wouldn't be bad!
Mmm que rico
@im not mexican ...that's mexican for "He got ah purty mouth"
Nope clit is to big.
Where are they going?
@vivalamigra IT's going to stick it's dick in Chuck Schumer's mouth!
Umm excuse me miss..your dick is hanging out.
More like "Excuse me Miss, ur dildo is falling out ya pants."
@mr.voorhees perhaps they're goin to stop at an overpass and toss that on the hood of an unsuspected driver
That's an option.
you misspelled he
LMAO...the only thing worse would be to misspell I.
sucks when your date turns out to be a tranny with a bigger bigger dick than yours
Who is this girl? My friend wants to know.
@gashsmasher When your in your friends company, don't bend over to pick up the soap!
@gashsmasher you're "friend" eh?
@sarge07 Got me wondering, too! +
It's a slow minded day for me. I had to look at this 4 times before I noticed the cock
@eyeh8dumbasses That's OK. Tomorrow is Friday! +
@alwaysaproblem I gotta work this weekend
@eyeh8dumbasses Take the weekend off with full pay. If anybody says anything, tell them that ouch said, it's OK! +
Would you hit it.??
It's a rhetorical question.... if she was a woman everyone here would still be trying to fuck her in the ass before the night was over.
Is that a fucking COCK?!?!!
@peaks ...It ain't no fir-pie Hoss!!
It has a bigger dick than ME!
That's just not fair!
@peaks no ikea made it
@peaks that or another heshe is on the loose
from blind date to eye wide open
Fucking show off!!
Well......At least it wouldn't be bigger than mine.
Keep the pants on and lets finish this date.
Ouch would of pulled over and blew it.
that's fucked up when your girlfriend has a bigger cock than you
Life's so unfair. Why does "it" get to have a boobs and a bigger dong than me?
@cellule well, If you have the money, you can get that dong too!
@cellule : "SHE".
"It" is what you fuck every night.
Hahaha I didn't notice the dick for about 5 loops. I was too focused on the tits.
@james511969 You should be ashamed of yourself, ya fucking perv! Don't feel bad, I did the same thing! I can't get over how cute IT'S face & tits are. Starting to scare myself. +
@alwaysaproblem never noticed the face, just the tits 4 times then the dick 3 times. First time was the, wait what did I just see? Second time was is that that I think it is, or is it fake. Third time was yup!
4 time I was looking for her number. Hahahahaha. +
Feel free to call me a faggot all you like, but that would not end yh date for mine....
Don't stop driving or you are getting fucked...
I know what I would say... Hey buddy... I was thinking about fucking but suddenly I want to go fishing?
That's just wrong and it needs to be kicked out of that door while doing 100 mph.
her name is Bailey Jay and she is a porn actress
... now I see: 70% google for it :D
Well IT would be sucking it's own cock after I mashed it's face into it's lap......
Jewman the correct spelling is "FAGGOT" dumbass
Emmmmm, I'd be sucking that cock
That beautiful woman is a man.
And thats how he smile
I'd do her.....out of curiosity.
I wanna fuck a man with a pussy, too!