10 MINUTES INTO A BLIND DATE AND SHE GIVES YOU THIS LOOK

  • jewman May 11, 2017

    id fucking kill that faget, i strangle him to death with my bear hands. hey guess what, i am fir

    +9 -17
    • stinkyuser May 11, 2017

      @jewman you like shemales. Don't feel uncomfortable. We love you!

      +8 -4
    • bollockhead May 11, 2017

      @jewman rip its fucking balls out

      +5 -3
      • hollysmokebatman May 11, 2017

        @bollockhead weres my baseball bat

        +5 -3
        • bollockhead May 11, 2017

          @hollysmokebatman get my double barrel shot gun

          +4 -3
    • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

      @jewman

      U rather suck on dat dick.

      +6 -2
    • vi11@in May 12, 2017

      @jewman would you do that before or after you fuck him?

      +5 -1
    • krunt September 26, 2017

      @jewman I want to see your bear hands. I bet those are rad. Or did you mean bare hands?

      +1 -0
    • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

      It's funny how freaked out all the guys get. Over-compensating to be a big, macho man. But all you pussies act like you're scared of her. LOL! If you don't like it, MOVE ON!

      +0 -0
  • hatchetface May 11, 2017

    Tomorrow I'm installing ejector seats in my car

    +12 -4
    • rouge_et_blanc May 11, 2017

      @hatchetface and deinstalling the erector seats

      +2 -5
    • lonniems May 11, 2017

      @hatchetface ya the james bond type

      +3 -3
  • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

    If that's a hooker I'd want my $$ back!!

    +2 -6
    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Dude, package check first, didn't you learn that in the PI?

      +4 -4
      • felterupgood May 12, 2017

        @sarge07

        Ha ha .... they are too busy checking their own package to notice his.

        +1 -0
    • cyborg2389 May 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder if not im sure youd still fuck her

      +6 -1
  • joat_amos May 11, 2017

    "Then she whipped out a dick that was bigger then mine"

    +11 -4
    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @joat_amos Ya beat me to it LOL

      +3 -4
      • bollockhead May 11, 2017

        @sarge07 so you got a micro dick

        +2 -4
        • sarge07 May 11, 2017

          @bollockhead mean, just mean, LOL

          +3 -1
          • joat_amos May 11, 2017

            @sarge07 I bet he sucks Sarah Palin's dick often. Profile pic says it all.

            +2 -4
    • bollockhead May 11, 2017

      @joat_amos even a midget got a bigger one than you

      +2 -6
      • joat_amos May 11, 2017

        I wonder if my dick is bigger then your mothers?

        +2 -4
        • bollockhead May 12, 2017

          @joat_amos awwwww my mothers shit that's lame

          +1 -2
      • sarge07 May 11, 2017

        @bollockhead who pissed in you Weetabix?

        +1 -3
        • bollockhead May 12, 2017

          @sarge07 I did sorry couldn`t wait

          +3 -1
          • sarge07 May 12, 2017

            @bollockhead LOL +5

            +3 -0
  • sharkbait May 11, 2017

    Noooo!!! The top half is too hot!

    +10 -1
  • sarge07 May 11, 2017

    That is NOT a stick shift and ball bearings

    +2 -4
  • maddog123 May 11, 2017

    Now I know why haleybear was so angry all the time!!!

    +9 -1
    • stevenkk May 11, 2017

      @maddog123 yeah ! Where is that guy? He was funny as fuck! Alwaysaproblem and him used to run this place .

      +4 -2
      • maddog123 May 11, 2017

        @stevenkk cory H shot him well both on a hunting expodition !!!

        There heads are mounted on his wall in his den!!!

        +5 -3
      • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

        @stevenkk Haley is still posting under two new and different names. "holysmokebateman & bollockhead"!

        +1 -6
        • bloodyhell May 11, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem don't forget you said that about me , fuck this guy is a legend

          +5 -3
          • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

            @bloodyhell Forgot all about you. I would like to amend my comment to include "bloodyhell"! It must be a bitch posting from three separate computers!

            +1 -5
      • sarge07 May 11, 2017

        @stevenkk probably got tired of the spoiled children negging every post

        +3 -3
        • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

          @sarge07 Not Haley! +

          +1 -5
        • prolurkercrazy May 13, 2017

          @sarge07 do the little minus signs bother you?

          +1 -2
        • prolurkercrazy May 13, 2017

          @sarge07 perhaps you should chastise @alwaysachild for that behavior. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that your little band of racist autocrats wouldn't do that since you all have so much moral authority.....

          +1 -3
          • alwaysaproblem May 13, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy What brand of dildo do you use?

            +0 -2
          • sarge07 May 15, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy, and you claim to have the moral high ground by labeling people "racist autocrats"?

            +0 -2
  • 72jayd May 11, 2017

    This would be a good start of a horror film.

    +6 -1
    • maddog123 May 11, 2017

      @72jayd yeah boy they could call it Friday the seven inch!!!

      +6 -2
  • ouch May 11, 2017

    Not even ouch would fuck that

    .

    .

    Twice!

    +9 -4
    • hollysmokebatman May 11, 2017

      @ouch lying fucker lolol

      +6 -3
    • corruptedsob May 11, 2017

      @ouch we know your standards, you'd probably Fuck Caitlyn Jenner before Bailey Jay

      +5 -1
      • sarge07 May 11, 2017

        @corruptedsob ew, that made me throw up a little

        +1 -4
      • ouch May 12, 2017

        @corruptedsob I had to Google them cunts

        +2 -2
      • sarge07 May 12, 2017

        @corruptedsob I looked up "Bailey Jay", and lo and behold that IS Bailey Jay, look at the face.

        +0 -2
  • airsporter May 11, 2017

    He fell for the old alien abduction menu trick poor sod.

    +1 -4
  • ohhmy May 11, 2017

    Still cute.

    +4 -3
  • sexmaster May 11, 2017

    I'd have to kill that "date".

    +4 -2
    • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

      @sexmaster Aaaawww, are you such a big pussy that you're scared of a chick with a dick?!

      +0 -0
  • underpants May 11, 2017

    What a nice smile

    +5 -2
    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @underpants Isn't that a shame. Cut that dick off and IT wouldn't be bad!

      +2 -5
  • im not mexican May 11, 2017

    Mmm que rico

    +3 -2
    • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

      @im not mexican ...that's mexican for "He got ah purty mouth"

      +3 -3
  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    Nice boobs.

    +5 -2
  • whobe May 11, 2017

    Nope clit is to big.

    +2 -6
    • peaks May 11, 2017

      @whobe

      HA!

      +1 -4
  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

    Where are they going?

    +5 -1
    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra IT's going to stick it's dick in Chuck Schumer's mouth!

      +3 -6
    • peaks May 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      Erection avenue.

      +2 -5
  • failure101 May 11, 2017

    Umm excuse me miss..your dick is hanging out.

    +10 -1
    • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

      @failure101

      More like "Excuse me Miss, ur dildo is falling out ya pants."

      +4 -4
      • sarge07 May 11, 2017

        @mr.voorhees perhaps they're goin to stop at an overpass and toss that on the hood of an unsuspected driver

        +2 -2
  • candle May 11, 2017

    you misspelled he

    +6 -3
    • peaks May 12, 2017

      @candle

      LMAO...the only thing worse would be to misspell I.

      +1 -5
  • mordecai May 11, 2017

    sucks when your date turns out to be a tranny with a bigger bigger dick than yours

    +3 -4
  • gashsmasher May 11, 2017

    Who is this girl? My friend wants to know.

    +7 -2
    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @gashsmasher When your in your friends company, don't bend over to pick up the soap!

      +2 -4
    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @gashsmasher you're "friend" eh?

      +1 -3
  • eyeh8dumbasses May 11, 2017

    It's a slow minded day for me. I had to look at this 4 times before I noticed the cock

    +5 -3
    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @eyeh8dumbasses That's OK. Tomorrow is Friday! +

      +1 -6
      • eyeh8dumbasses May 11, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem I gotta work this weekend

        +3 -2
        • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

          @eyeh8dumbasses Take the weekend off with full pay. If anybody says anything, tell them that ouch said, it's OK! +

          +1 -5
  • rickmon May 11, 2017

    Would you hit it.??

    +3 -2
    • john72 May 12, 2017

      @rickmon yes

      +3 -2
    • felterupgood May 12, 2017

      @rickmon

      It's a rhetorical question.... if she was a woman everyone here would still be trying to fuck her in the ass before the night was over.

      +1 -0
  • peaks May 11, 2017

    Is that a fucking COCK?!?!!

    +1 -6
    • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

      @peaks ...It ain't no fir-pie Hoss!!

      +2 -3
      • peaks May 11, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Damn-it!

        It has a bigger dick than ME!

        That's just not fair!

        +1 -3
    • bollockhead May 11, 2017

      @peaks no ikea made it

      +2 -2
    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @peaks that or another heshe is on the loose

      +0 -4
  • mungo parrot May 11, 2017

    from blind date to eye wide open

    +7 -1
  • underpants May 11, 2017

    Fucking show off!!

    +6 -0
  • deadpen May 11, 2017

    Well......At least it wouldn't be bigger than mine.

    +2 -3
  • deadpen May 11, 2017

    Keep the pants on and lets finish this date.

    +2 -2
  • nybadguy May 11, 2017

    Ouch would of pulled over and blew it.

    +7 -1
  • pizzapie May 11, 2017

    that's fucked up when your girlfriend has a bigger cock than you

    +8 -1
  • cellule May 11, 2017

    Life's so unfair. Why does "it" get to have a boobs and a bigger dong than me?

    +1 -3
    • james511969 May 11, 2017

      @cellule well, If you have the money, you can get that dong too!

      +1 -2
    • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

      @cellule : "SHE".

      "It" is what you fuck every night.

      +0 -0
  • james511969 May 11, 2017

    Hahaha I didn't notice the dick for about 5 loops. I was too focused on the tits.

    +2 -4
    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @james511969 You should be ashamed of yourself, ya fucking perv! Don't feel bad, I did the same thing! I can't get over how cute IT'S face & tits are. Starting to scare myself. +

      +2 -4
      • james511969 May 11, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem never noticed the face, just the tits 4 times then the dick 3 times. First time was the, wait what did I just see? Second time was is that that I think it is, or is it fake. Third time was yup!

        4 time I was looking for her number. Hahahahaha. +

        +3 -4
  • john72 May 12, 2017

    Feel free to call me a faggot all you like, but that would not end yh date for mine....

    +4 -2
  • dozer67 May 12, 2017

    Don't stop driving or you are getting fucked...

    +4 -1
  • felterupgood May 12, 2017

    I know what I would say... Hey buddy... I was thinking about fucking but suddenly I want to go fishing?

    +1 -3
  • halftrack May 12, 2017

    That's just wrong and it needs to be kicked out of that door while doing 100 mph.

    +1 -2
  • supfishing757 May 14, 2017

    Huge clit

    +1 -2
  • happyendings May 14, 2017

    her name is Bailey Jay and she is a porn actress

    ... now I see: 70% google for it :D

    +2 -1
  • whitegoat May 14, 2017

    Well IT would be sucking it's own cock after I mashed it's face into it's lap......

    +1 -2
  • rob da hood May 16, 2017

    Jewman the correct spelling is "FAGGOT" dumbass

    +1 -1
  • slopeass4 May 17, 2017

    Emmmmm, I'd be sucking that cock

    +1 -1
  • sorillo August 15, 2017

    That beautiful woman is a man.

    And thats how he smile

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

    I'd do her.....out of curiosity.

    I wanna fuck a man with a pussy, too!

    +0 -0
 
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