WAIT FOR IT...

  • john72 May 22, 2017

    Holy shit!!

    +4 -3
    •   maddog123 May 23, 2017

      I liked the old jack in the box my self!!!

      +1 -2
      •   maddog123 May 23, 2017

        The crank on this one is interesting tho!!!

        +1 -2
  • neggerwithattitude May 22, 2017

    Best magic trick since the classic rabbit out a hat. Let's take this show on the road. Also since im first. I feel the need to add a small disclaimer. If you say something retarded and i dont like your comment, im going to neg you. Say something absolutely hysterically funny and witty, and im going to neg you.

    +2 -27
    • john72 May 22, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude best to check your status before you brag. Need a wipe to clean the egg off your face?

      +6 -3
    •   happyjack May 22, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude that's one hell of a fancy declaration for a guy that's only 2nd. -1 and retire your screen name now, you can never recover from this.

      +6 -4
    •   kingbigballs May 22, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude negger please

      +6 -4
    • felterupgood May 22, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude

      Why don't you start the with something funny and witty?

      +4 -2
    •   corruptedsob May 22, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude Go Fuck Yourself!!!!

      +3 -2
    • wolverinemac5 May 22, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude Clever how you used a play on words, changing NWA to neggerwithattitude, since you neg people. Trolling...you are doing it right. Carry on.

      +2 -3
    • mr.voorhees May 23, 2017

      @neggerwithattitude

      You are negged now!

      +3 -3
  • james511969 May 22, 2017

    Wait, she's not Chinese.

    Dildos are suppose to have cunt-tree of origin clearly marked!

    +2 -2
    • james511969 May 22, 2017

      @james511969 oh wait, maybe her name is China.

      +3 -2
    •   hatchetface May 23, 2017

      @james511969 I thought you meant little trees like the ones to freshen up a car

      +3 -2
  • suck69 May 22, 2017

    looked like she was going to pop a black head out... but instead it was pink

    +3 -2
  • h-town71 May 22, 2017

    No need to go to the doctor, just go to her and she will orgasm it out .

    +2 -2
  • mr.voorhees May 22, 2017

    The rebirth of the pink double-dildo.

    +4 -1
    •   hatchetface May 23, 2017

      @mr.voorhees escape

      +3 -1
      • mr.voorhees May 23, 2017

        @hatchetface

        Escape of the double-dickhead (in pink) +

        +0 -1
  •   mordecai May 22, 2017

    One big pink in the stink!

    +4 -3
    •   luvthick May 22, 2017

      @mordecai

      One big, long pink in the stink!

      +3 -4
  • vivalamigra May 22, 2017

    Big deal. I knew a dog that did that all the time.

    +1 -4
  •   freddykrueger May 22, 2017

    ...I want to see her swallow that thing!

    +4 -2
  • fatlarry May 22, 2017

    that's one hell of an erection

    +3 -1
  •   GrimmWilder May 22, 2017

    How startling ...I actually jumped back,.,.,.

    +2 -1
    •   hatchetface May 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I'm still shaking, fucking mushrooms

      +3 -1
  • mungo parrot May 22, 2017

    edited scene from the first draft of Alien

    +3 -1
  • sexmaster May 22, 2017

    She is supposed to pull it out with her teeth.

    +2 -1
  • strokerace May 22, 2017

    I just took a shit that was that long. And oh boy it felt good.

    +3 -1
  • sniperfox May 22, 2017

    Dirty slut that dildo must of been pokeing a lung

    +3 -1
  •   luvthick May 22, 2017

    "Birth of a Slut!" Her MidSluts are so proud!

    +3 -3
  •   sarge07 May 22, 2017

    A new "Aliens" movie trailer?

    +1 -3
  •   picklehiesner May 22, 2017

    Hide the salami champion

    +3 -2
  • felterupgood May 22, 2017

    She is wasting her talent... if she can do that she could probably lay a golden egg.

    +3 -1
  •   truckingman May 22, 2017

    The double ended anal toy's escape!!!

    +3 -2
  • mrthorwald May 22, 2017

    She must of ate that dildo for lunch... amazing.

    +3 -2
  • deadpen May 22, 2017

    OH WOW I was waiting for a huge turd or something to pop out. This is Crazyshit.com right?

    +3 -2
  • txdo_msk May 22, 2017

    I've been sitting here waiting 15 minutes now...

    +3 -2
  • lonniems May 22, 2017

    i think so would be able to handle the guy from the elevator

    +2 -2
  • Surprise!

    +2 -3
  • im not mexican May 23, 2017

    I'm really expecting for poop but I get disappointed

    +2 -2
  • quint May 23, 2017

    I feel like someone should make a turd looking double dong!

    +3 -2
  • airsporter May 23, 2017

    For the benefit of Scientific record she ought to tell how she got it in there!

    +2 -1
  •   nybadguy May 23, 2017

    It's clean as a whistle. I'm shocked

    +2 -1
  • madjackal May 24, 2017

    anguila baby born .......

    +0 -1
  • fedupmonster January 13, 2018

    That shit looks uncannily like a pink double dong.

    +0 -0
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