AND NOW YOU KNOW WHERE EASTER EGGS COME FROM

75 Comments
  • maddog123 June 23, 2017

    Plz Mr crazyshit plz don't show me where my Xmas presents come from!!!

    DONT WONT TO NO!!!

    +6 -1
    • james511969 June 23, 2017

      @maddog123 well, unless you ask for a dildo. I think you should be safe. .

      +5 -1
      • sarge07 June 23, 2017

        @james511969 I think you meant to reply to Ouch

        +1 -2
        • james511969 June 24, 2017

          @sarge07 no. I was replying to Maddog , it I was replying to ouch I would have said that his second hand dildos come from P-town.

          +3 -1
    • mrthorwald June 23, 2017

      @maddog123 Santa of course, duh! He shoots them outta his ass!

      +3 -2
      • mancock June 23, 2017

        @mrthorwald by santa you mean, trust me

        +2 -1
  • kscott357 June 23, 2017

    Boy the Easter buddy has been busy...

    +2 -1
  • drewstl June 23, 2017

    Poor KIDS, No Easter for them next Year!

    +3 -1
    • james511969 June 24, 2017

      @drewstl keeping them for yourself? +

      +3 -1
  • fockenperv June 23, 2017

    I make chocolate eggs, with peanuts sometimes, corn on other occasions

    +6 -1
  • -eraserhead- June 23, 2017

    That's why I never found my easter eggs.

    +3 -1
    • ketamine<3 June 23, 2017

      @-eraserhead- cause your just a little guy? Lol sorry couldn't resist

      +3 -1
      • -eraserhead- June 23, 2017

        @ketamine<3 Did you just assume my gender?

        +2 -1
        • james511969 June 24, 2017

          @-eraserhead- right? I always knew you were a cunt.

          You'll be the first place I m looking next Easter!

          +3 -1
          • -eraserhead- June 24, 2017

            @james511969

            That's fine, I have 2 easter eggs for you, the ones you love the most. They are hung side by side, so you're gonna find'em pretty quick. See ya next easter!

            +2 -1
            • james511969 June 24, 2017

              @-eraserhead- they fit side by side in your ass?

              So your a size queen too?

              Good for you!

              Not that there's anything wrong with that!

              +3 -1
        • ketamine<3 June 24, 2017

          @-eraserhead- I suppose I did? Are you not a male? It was a joke either way so it is irrelevant.

          +2 -1
  • maddog123 June 23, 2017

    Now I know why that cad berry bunny looks so fucked in that commercial !!!

    +3 -1
  • peaks June 23, 2017

    No, that's where E-coli comes from.

    +3 -2
  • GrimmWilder June 23, 2017

    Thems ain't Jellybeans poppin out there George!

    +1 -4
    • happyjack June 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder ooooooohhhh ooooohbbhh aaaaahhhh aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh

      +2 -3
      • GrimmWilder June 24, 2017

        @happyjack ...That sounds like something maybe bigger than a jellybean.....lol

        +1 -3
  • darksider803 June 23, 2017

    Mommy my Easter eggs smell funny!!!

    +3 -2
    • james511969 June 24, 2017

      @darksider803 but tast so good!!!

      +2 -1
  • ouch June 23, 2017

    I think I hosted this party

    +2 -5
    • GrimmWilder June 23, 2017

      @ouch , ever get the smell of caviar out of the carpet?

      +2 -4
    • james511969 June 24, 2017

      @ouch but didn't you say it was all guys?

      +3 -1
  • luvthick June 23, 2017

    Where's Toreal when you need him?

    +3 -4
  • big_daddy305 June 23, 2017

    My child used to tell me that Easter eggs came from bunnies. I wasn't aware that she meant Playboy Bunnies.

    +3 -3
    • james511969 June 24, 2017

      @big_daddy305 smart kid! +

      +3 -1
  • freakyfrog June 23, 2017

    Man, this new age porn! Gettin off work and smellin like ass juice, til you can get home and shower and then shower again. Then, your married to a bitch that likes being ass pounded! Fuckin shower again. Geez. Where do I sign up?

    +2 -2
  • astrozorro June 23, 2017

    Daycare for sluts? Where do I apply?

    +2 -2
  • hatchetface June 23, 2017

    That's exactly how I remember easter!

    +2 -2
  • breakfastblunt June 23, 2017

    That one chick is talented shootin 2 out at once.

    +2 -2
  • luvthick June 23, 2017

    Green Eggs and Ham, Dr. Seuss was a freaky MotherFucker.

    +2 -3
    • james511969 June 24, 2017

      @luvthick that's green eggs and tuna. Or green eggs and roast beef. Green eggs and Tacos.

      The really hot pink eggs come from the black girls. ;)

      +4 -1
  • felterupgood June 23, 2017

    I hear the Japanese are pissed that non pixelated whores took their gig.

    +2 -2
  • fatlarry June 23, 2017

    I wonder how often they get together and do this

    +3 -1
  • airsporter June 23, 2017

    The card game 'Bridge' has applied for Lottery grant funding in the UK as a designated 'Sport'.

    These Girls should apply to the Olympic Comittee.

    +1 -3
  • alwaysaproblem June 23, 2017

    This is that new game show, "The Ass Is Right"

    +1 -5
  • sarge07 June 23, 2017

    Hungry Hungry Hippo?

    +2 -4
    • madcunt89 June 24, 2017

      @sarge07 ur pussy is a hungry hungry hippo. That's y its fat as fuck n caught aids.

      +1 -3
      • sarge07 June 24, 2017

        @madcunt89 shup up johngirl

        +1 -4
        • madcunt89 June 26, 2017

          @sarge07 gone into hiding hey ya little bitch?

          +0 -2
          • sarge07 June 26, 2017

            @madcunt89 not at all, please seek mental help johnboy87

            +0 -0
  • deadpen June 23, 2017

    Well I see 4 women going to the doctor the following monday with some serous infections.

    +2 -3
  • darkcraven June 24, 2017

    You never go ass-to-mouth! (Clerks II)

    +2 -2
  • picklehiesner June 24, 2017

    How the fuck did they eat all those eggs whole ?

    +0 -2
 
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