Plz Mr crazyshit plz don't show me where my Xmas presents come from!!!
DONT WONT TO NO!!!
@maddog123 well, unless you ask for a dildo. I think you should be safe. .
@james511969 I think you meant to reply to Ouch
@sarge07 no. I was replying to Maddog , it I was replying to ouch I would have said that his second hand dildos come from P-town.
@maddog123 Santa of course, duh! He shoots them outta his ass!
@mrthorwald by santa you mean, trust me
Boy the Easter buddy has been busy...
Poor KIDS, No Easter for them next Year!
@drewstl keeping them for yourself? +
I make chocolate eggs, with peanuts sometimes, corn on other occasions
That's why I never found my easter eggs.
@-eraserhead- cause your just a little guy? Lol sorry couldn't resist
@ketamine<3 Did you just assume my gender?
@-eraserhead- right? I always knew you were a cunt.
You'll be the first place I m looking next Easter!
That's fine, I have 2 easter eggs for you, the ones you love the most. They are hung side by side, so you're gonna find'em pretty quick. See ya next easter!
@-eraserhead- they fit side by side in your ass?
So your a size queen too?
Good for you!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
@-eraserhead- I suppose I did? Are you not a male? It was a joke either way so it is irrelevant.
Now I know why that cad berry bunny looks so fucked in that commercial !!!
No, that's where E-coli comes from.
Thems ain't Jellybeans poppin out there George!
@GrimmWilder ooooooohhhh ooooohbbhh aaaaahhhh aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh
@happyjack ...That sounds like something maybe bigger than a jellybean.....lol
Mommy my Easter eggs smell funny!!!
@darksider803 but tast so good!!!
I think I hosted this party
@ouch , ever get the smell of caviar out of the carpet?
@ouch but didn't you say it was all guys?
Where's Toreal when you need him?
@luvthick On efukt race-baiting the users.
@luvthick...FST (fuck sea turtles)
@luvthick with any luck, filming.
My child used to tell me that Easter eggs came from bunnies. I wasn't aware that she meant Playboy Bunnies.
@big_daddy305 smart kid! +
Man, this new age porn! Gettin off work and smellin like ass juice, til you can get home and shower and then shower again. Then, your married to a bitch that likes being ass pounded! Fuckin shower again. Geez. Where do I sign up?
Daycare for sluts? Where do I apply?
That's exactly how I remember easter!
That one chick is talented shootin 2 out at once.
Green Eggs and Ham, Dr. Seuss was a freaky MotherFucker.
@luvthick that's green eggs and tuna. Or green eggs and roast beef. Green eggs and Tacos.
The really hot pink eggs come from the black girls. ;)
I hear the Japanese are pissed that non pixelated whores took their gig.
I wonder how often they get together and do this
@fatlarry Every easter!+
The card game 'Bridge' has applied for Lottery grant funding in the UK as a designated 'Sport'.
These Girls should apply to the Olympic Comittee.
This is that new game show, "The Ass Is Right"
Hungry Hungry Hippo?
@sarge07 ur pussy is a hungry hungry hippo. That's y its fat as fuck n caught aids.
@madcunt89 shup up johngirl
@sarge07 gone into hiding hey ya little bitch?
@madcunt89 not at all, please seek mental help johnboy87
Well I see 4 women going to the doctor the following monday with some serous infections.
You never go ass-to-mouth! (Clerks II)
How the fuck did they eat all those eggs whole ?