Okay, if you have the time to assemble one of these monstrosities, you've got the time to got out and get the real deal.I mean, good God, if this site has taught is anything, its that there are chicks out there that will do anything with anybody. So even for some asshat who might even think about making one of these love scarecrows, there is hope of the real deal. Why do I not feel comforted by that fact?
cause there r some sick fucks in this world...........
Hell, if he can't get the real thing for free, he could still buy some pussy.
Desperate measures for desperate people.
Wouldn't it be easier to just jerk off while watching Jenna Jameson?
Yeap it's offical the person who came up with that is definetly a virgin
Anyone who has that much of a mind for engineering is too much of a dork to get a woman, so A+ for coming up with a realistic alternative!
Well, compared to the old right hand (or left if you are British), yeah.....