How To Build A Date

  • rebelminion May 18, 2005

    Okay, if you have the time to assemble one of these monstrosities, you've got the time to got out and get the real deal.I mean, good God, if this site has taught is anything, its that there are chicks out there that will do anything with anybody. So even for some asshat who might even think about making one of these love scarecrows, there is hope of the real deal. Why do I not feel comforted by that fact?

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  • mike8putang May 18, 2005

    cause there r some sick fucks in this world...........

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  • vanilla_cream May 18, 2005

    Hell, if he can't get the real thing for free, he could still buy some pussy.

    Desperate measures for desperate people.

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  • bionic_nugget May 18, 2005

    Wouldn't it be easier to just jerk off while watching Jenna Jameson?

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  • cficare68 May 18, 2005

    Yeap it's offical the person who came up with that is definetly a virgin

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  • bpmolder May 20, 2005

    Anyone who has that much of a mind for engineering is too much of a dork to get a woman, so A+ for coming up with a realistic alternative!

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  • spongemike May 20, 2005


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  • bpmolder May 21, 2005

    Well, compared to the old right hand (or left if you are British), yeah.....

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